So do you want to see Mason worship Marcus Mojo?
Come on inside and watch Mason play with this rock hard stud of a man. Watch Mason caress every part of Marcus Mojo’s buff body.
Marcus stands firm while Mason’s hands wander all over him. Mason then moves onto sucking the Mojo out of Marcus.
Even if you have a very-close, some might even say “unhealthy and obsessive”, relationship with your penis, there’s still some unknowns about your bone. Luckily, the health editors at CBS news have recently released an article about penis fun facts. Except that they’re not all fun… especially when it comes to penile fractures and your cock’s boomerang shape. Here’s highlights quoted directly from the full article:
No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own: Sexual arousal usually isn’t voluntary. The conscious mind is complicit in it, but a lot of sexual arousal goes on in the sympathetic nervous system. In addition, impulses from the brain during the REM phase of sleep cause erections, whether you’re dreaming about sex or about a test you forgot to study for. Heavy lifting or straining to have a bowel movement can also produce an erection.
No. 2: Your Penis May Be a ‘Grower’ or a ‘Show-er’: Among men, there is no consistent relationship between the size of the flaccid penis and its full erect length. In one study of 80 men, researchers found that increases from flaccid to erect lengths ranged widely, from less than a quarter inch to 3.5 inches longer.
No. 3: Your Penis Is Shaped Like a Boomerang: Just like you don’t see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don’t see the root of your penis tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone. In an MRI picture, the penis looks distinctly boomerang-like, as noted by a French researcher who studied men and women having sex inside an MRI scanner.
No. 4: You Can Break Your Penis: There is no “penis bone,” but you can break your penis all the same. It’s called penile fracture, and it’s not a subtle injury. When it happens, there’s “an audible pop or snap,” Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there’s terrible pain.
No. 5: Most Penises in the World Are Uncut: A report by the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV /AIDS (UNAIDS) estimates that worldwide only 30 percent of males aged 15 and up are circumcised.
We have to say that we’re personally excited about the high number of uncut men in the world. Finding an uncut cock in the United States is like finding a unicorn. But we’re not so crazy about the idea of breaking our boners; could be worse though. Bumblebees actually break off their cocks inside the queen so other rival bees can’t fuck her. Then they crawl off into the corner to bleed to death—talk about awkward. Do you know any other interesting fun facts about your (our) cock?
Not too long into his workout Miguel takes a little break and sees that his cock is becoming very hard. He decides to whip his shaft out and proceeds to masturbate just about everywhere in the gym.
Miguel can’t decide where to shoot his huge creamy load, until he sees a freshly cleaned mirror. With his balls about to explode, he approaches the mirror with a grin and releases a fierce hot stream of cum all over the spotless mirror.
Casetteboy, an audio artist who cuts up and re-arranges pre-existing recordings for a laugh. In the above clip, he gets a hold of a Harry Potter audiobook and then creates Harry Potter and The Black Leather Cunt. After the jump, you can hear Harry Potter and The Underage Blowjob. The raunchy sex, obvious re-cutting, and serious high-brow reading voice are all hilarious!
Germany is well known for its sport sedan imports. They handle well and everyone loves to get inside of them. No, we’re not talking about Bavarian autos, we’re talking about a new sports model that goes by the name Parker Johnson. This Libra always wants to balance the harmony in his life—he loves to please. Now 30, Parker prefers to bottom. He says he is attracted to masculine, hairy guys who love to fuck. Any takers?
Buzz met Michael Cox at a party one night and thought he was just adorable. Mr. Cox knew what Buzz did, and asked if he could talk to him for a minute. Buzz took him to a private room, and he dropped his pants and asked, “What do you think?”. Buzz wasn’t expecting that, but it was a the beginning of a very fun night. Turns out his friend brought him to the party just to meet Buzz West. Michael needed some cash to fly home for the holidays, and since Buzz is always one to help a man in need! Michael is bisexual, but has not yet done anything with a guy, but got rock hard explaining his fantasies with guys. Somehow we don’t expect this to be the last we see of Michael Cox…
Cali (from California) is the type of guy you want watching your back. Big, loyal, a lot of fun and sexy as hell are just some of the words you would use to describe this humpy Navy guy. Cali has a beefy body with just the right amount of hair on it. He knows he has a big 8 incher, and he makes reference to it all the time. Cali gets right down to the business of busting his nut. It doesn’t take him long until he is ready to blow, so SF has him slow down for a minute.
Trouble is indeed a five letter word — spelled M-A-T-E-O. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Matéo, this 18yo is dually Habanero. He’s as hot as the pepper and also from the Cuban city it was named for. Matéo is back to get his alone time with us. We first saw him jackin together with his high school posse a couple months ago. At 5’5, He’s definitely the firecracker at the rally. He’s out spoken and undeniably loves being the center of attention. He knows he has the equipment necessary to keep him on the front page. He has been known to flash his thick 8″ dick in public.
Chinpoko wanted to write a snappy intro for this week’s PataPorn With Chinpoko! but he’s too hard and excited. He demands we just get to it; he’s an aggressive lil’ dick who loves to PataPorn With Chinpoko! Randy Blue: Lucas and Ryan
Watch it and then ask yourself, “Did you enjoy it?” Oh, I think they enjoyed it. Ryan enjoyed it oh and Lucas enjoyed it. Did Randy enjoy it?
Confused yet? Well, let’s put it this way… I did NOT enjoy it. First of all, I think Ryan, Lucas, and Randy mentioned someone “enjoying” this blowjob video about twenty times. After a while I wanted to scream at the screen and say, WE GET IT! SOMEONE ENJOYED IT!
Ryan said this was his first blowjob. If that’s true, then I feel sorry for him. Lucas sucks at giving head or rather he doesn’t suck enough. You know what I mean, he’s lousy at it. Dame Judy Dench could fit more of Ryan’s cock in her mouth than Lucas. The whole time Lucas only took in about half of Ryan’s cock. What’s up with that? That’s like eating only the top half of a two-scoop ice cream cone!
The positives are that Ryan’s is gorgeous and Lucas’ cute fuzzy body is hot stuff. But I must say, these two could use some more chemistry.
Oh and lastly, notice the way Ryan speaks at the end of the video. He talks about doing porn in the most polite, whitest way ever—like a grandson who just finished mowing Grandma’s lawn talking about how he would love to mow her law again sometime. It’s a lil’ weird… but kinda hot.
So Sebastain fucked Jayce, and Bryan tried to steer him towards sucking Jayce’s cock, but he just couldn’t get past it. This time when Bryan picked him up for the shoot he said, “Alright, this time you need to suck some dick!” and Sebastian said he would give it a try.
Teo is used to helping the guys get oriented with male-on-male action. And he of course has an amazing uncut dick, but the foreskin seems to throw a curve ball at most of the guys…