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Chinpoko wanted to write a snappy intro for this week’s PataPorn With Chinpoko! but he’s too hard and excited. He demands we just get to it; he’s an aggressive lil’ dick who loves to PataPorn With Chinpoko!

Randy Blue: Lucas and Ryan
Watch it and then ask yourself, “Did you enjoy it?” Oh, I think they enjoyed it. Ryan enjoyed it oh and Lucas enjoyed it. Did Randy enjoy it?
Confused yet? Well, let’s put it this way… I did NOT enjoy it. First of all, I think Ryan, Lucas, and Randy mentioned someone “enjoying” this blowjob video about twenty times. After a while I wanted to scream at the screen and say, WE GET IT! SOMEONE ENJOYED IT!
Ryan said this was his first blowjob. If that’s true, then I feel sorry for him. Lucas sucks at giving head or rather he doesn’t suck enough. You know what I mean, he’s lousy at it. Dame Judy Dench could fit more of Ryan’s cock in her mouth than Lucas. The whole time Lucas only took in about half of Ryan’s cock. What’s up with that? That’s like eating only the top half of a two-scoop ice cream cone!
The positives are that Ryan’s is gorgeous and Lucas’ cute fuzzy body is hot stuff. But I must say, these two could use some more chemistry.
Oh and lastly, notice the way Ryan speaks at the end of the video. He talks about doing porn in the most polite, whitest way ever—like a grandson who just finished mowing Grandma’s lawn talking about how he would love to mow her law again sometime. It’s a lil’ weird… but kinda hot.

Cocky Boys: Trey and Josh
Some porn videos make you just want to beat off. Some make you just want to watch more videos. And some make you want to go out and have sex that’s as hot as what you just witnessed. This is one of them.
First of all, I should note, I love Trey. I want him to make sweet love to me under a bamboo tree on a summer’s eve. Josh is a cutie too. These boys hit it off. The video starts with some hot making out. Josh just can’t keep biting Trey’s bottom lip… and Trey loves it. Then Josh gives Trey some awesome head. Yes, Josh knows how to give, but he also knows how to receive. As Josh sucks Trey’s long cock, Trey asks, “You want some of this?” Josh quickly answers yes, but then says, “But you’re sucking me first.” Way to stand up for yourself!
Trey more than returns the favor. As he deep throats Josh, tears stream down his face from the effort. And goddamn this kid has got a beautiful smile. In fact, he’s all grins as he savors Josh’s cock in his mouth. By now, Josh practically begs to be fucked. Trey responds gladly.
Let me tell you why I love Trey; the boy pays close attention to detail. As he’s pounding Josh, Trey doesn’t just look at his dick sliding in and out of Josh’s ass lips. Trey isn’t looking at his 8-pack abs contracting with each thrust. No. He’s looking at Josh’s face and you can tell he wants to make sure Josh is in ecstasy. My favorite part is when Josh is about to cum, and Trey watches his face the entire time. So hot.
The cinematography is okay. Some of the shots are really nice. But I wish Cocky Boys would show two versions of the cum shots, like Sean Cody. It’s hot to see the cum, but for this video I wish I could have seen Josh’s and Trey’s face when the both creamed one another.
My dick pick of the week!

Rick Day: Voyeur
I wish I had a human mouth so bad so I could suck this guy’s dick off. You know how your penis feels when you have to pee? Well that’s how I feel looking at Rick Day’s pictures. Seriously, I’m all a-twitter and I can’t stop staring at it. That cock is just so thick and stout and juicy and supple and… OH GOD, I WANT IT! Why wasn’t I born with a mouth to suck cock? Alas, sadly I’m just a dick. Oh, that sounds like a new NO DOUBT song!

Fierce Dog: Jacob & Xander
The hottest part of this video is the kissing. These two obviously love making out. Even at the beginning Jacob was smiling as Xander nibbled on his lip. And you know I love it when boys kiss! Maybe it’s because I’m mouth jealous. Xander says he’s straight, which might be true if all straight men love to take a thick cock up the ass. Xander loves this so much it’s hard to believe he hasn’t done this before. Hmmmm. Regardless, the kissing is super hot and I’m a sucker for emo-star tattoos.
If you’re American, you probably have been celebrating this week. Well, let’s be honest, the whole world is glad there’s no more Bush. In fact, make it kinky and shave your own. No Bush for everyone! In fact, since I don’t have hands to shave my own I’m off to the barbers for a crew cut, but don’t worry, I’ll be back. Until then, please get out there and get turned on!