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Chaos Men: Tex – Edge
I’m never deleting this video from my computer. Ever. This is by far one of the hottest videos I’ve seen a while. There’s something about the art of surprise, and oh my god, Tex gets it.
The first video begins with an edited montage of what’s to come—or who’s to cum. It reminded me of a teaser from a movie. Honestly, I was hard before that ended.
Soon Tex is getting tied up, blindfolded, and Bryan puts earphones over his ears, as Bryan begins to play with his cock over his shorts. Bryan pulls Tex’s cock and fingers the piss slit until he finally slides the shorts off. So much attention paid to Tex’s cock! I love it.
Personally, I think Bryan was a dancer. He has to be! As he began stroking Tex’s cock—first with one hand, then with both—it was like watching Baryshnikov perform Swan Lake. By this time, I’m throbbing. And so was Bryan I think because he starts swallowing Tex’s rock hard cock. Next, he’s biting on his nipples, kissing Tex’s neck—all the while Tex is in ecstasy.
The scene cuts to Tex on all fours as Bryan engulfs Tex’s cock from underneath, but finally Tex can’t take it. He soon begins fingering and licking Tex’s pink smooth hole while gently stroking his cock. My favorite is when Bryan rubs his own hard cock up against Tex’s hole. He never enters but you can tell they both want to fuck so badly. Finally, Bryan cums on Tex’s pink hole. He cums so much that the cum slides down Tex’s balls and drips to the floor. Drips. I really need Bryan to suck me off. I mean come on, I’m just a dick in need too! . I’m not going to give you all of the details, but I will say there are toys involved and Bryan seems to have perfected the art of cock sucking. Also the editing and the music/sound effects really enhance the experience. Bravo Chaosmen. Bravo.
Bear Bares All!
Okay, I know I’m a dick and usually I shouldn’t be interested in anything but dick, however… Bear Gryllis is just so damn hot. Seriously. Watching an episode of Man vs. Wild is like watching some of the hottest porn you’ve ever seen. Yes, I know he’s straight, and yes I know he has kids, but… he’s just so manly.
Maybe it’s true what they say; a girl just wants a man to protect her. Or in this case, a dick wants to be protected. I know that no matter what wild elements came about—the blistering heat of heat rash on the balls, the untamed jungle of forgotten pubic hair—Bear’s got my back… well, if I had a back. And I don’t think anyone can deny the guy has got balls… AND WE CAN SEE THEM!
Luke And Noah: Feel What They’re Feeling
Watching Nuke (Noah and Luke) is sometimes like watching paint dry. I mean these kids just can’t get it together. As you can see in the video, this is probably the most unrealistic depiction of a gay couple anywhere. How long did they wait to actually have sex? I could have been circumcised and then grown my foreskin back in the amount of time it took for these two cuties to get to third base. And what’s worse…
I can’t stop watching. God damn you AS THE WORLD TURNS! Damn you. You’ve sucked me in to your soap opera web of deceit. I want to make fun of Nuke and tell them they’re lame, but I just can’t. As I sob into my bucket of pop-porn on the couch while wearing my pink terrycloth condom robe, I just want these two crazy kids to work it out and be together.
Men Machine: Kevin Falk
A picture really does say a thousand words. Kevin Falk looks absolutely gorgeous in these pics. I mean, that man really can do it all. Personally, I think he needs a Golden Globe or a Golden Dick—give the man something. It’s one thing to be a porn actor who stands and takes pictures, but it’s quite another to be a model that can help make a picture look artistic and erotic at the same time. Damn, this boy makes me wanna cum. Love it!
Corbin Fisher: Connor Fucks Brent
Okay, bottom line. Conner fucks the hell out of Brent in this video. I read the comments and some of you seem over Brent. However, I have to say maybe there’s a reason why this boy is sticking around… he knows what to do. The way he moans as Conner fingers his tight hole. Damn.
Now, don’t get me wrong this video doesn’t veer to far from the Corbin Fisher format; it’s not brain science. But sometimes, isn’t it good just to keep it simple?
My favorite parts of the video are actually the cumming. I love watching guys get fucked while cumming. Conner just keeps sliding in and out as Brent spasms, and then when he pulls out Conner shoots. But the BEST is when Conner grabs both of their dicks and rubs them together. Oh my God! I went crazy. I’m telling you guys, when you’re a cock nothing—and I repeat—nothing feels better then cuddling up to another cock. Skin to skin, sliding all over the place. Hmm.
Okay this last scene as got me all worked up. If I keep this up I’m going to get my keyboard very messy. So while I got take care of some things you go take care of your self. And remember, don’t forget to get turned on!
