PataPorn With Chinpoko!
The reviews are in, and you love our opinionated Chinpoko! He is a feisty little dick isn’t he? That’s why we love him. And Toby, the QC mascot, loves him so much he tries to play fetch with our lil’ Chin-chin. Thank God human resources fixed that mess! But no worries, Chinpoko is here and ready to PataPorn!
Jesse on Sean Cody
There really is an art to photography, and I must give credit to Sean Cody; the man knows what to focus on.
Jesse is a cute 20 year-old bi-boy from the Midwest. Do me a favor, don’t skip past the talking. Jesse’s conversation’s pretty darn cute. He’s a little on the thin side for me but his nice cock and pretty eyes make up for it. He does have a perfect nose, too. See I’m not ALL about the dick… (yes I am).
Y’know, I love solo scenes because it’s all about focusing on the dick, but the best, hottest part of this video is the cumshots. Good God, this kid’s got more creamy cum than Liz Taylor’s got diamonds. Seriously, when he shoots on the stool, his seed keeps dripping… repeat… dripping of the sides. You think he’s done but he just keeps going.
And in the next shot, Jesse shoots on Sean’s couch. There’s almost just as much in this video was well. I’m telling you—this guy could feed the hungry in Africa. In this shot, he moans and whispers to himself. Oh, I can only imagine Jesse whispering to me! To top it all off, Cody gets a hot shot of Jesse’s cum covered hand and also catches Jesse’s dick still dancing and seizing on it’s own. I love a dick dance. Hmm, maybe I should audition for So You Think You Can Dance? I could do it, right? I know Jesse could.
“Pollas” Means “Cock” in Spanish
And you thought the QC wasn’t educational. If you’re ever in Spain and some guys ask you to suck pollas, it’s important to know! And to quote Shakespeare:
What’s Chinpoko? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, No tis one manly part
Belonging to a man. O, be though not the balls!
What’s in a name? that which we call a cock
By any other name would smell as sweet.
Translation: It’s all hot cock, and we dicks all speak the same language!
Cocky Boys: Joey, Angel, and Juan
In keeping with our bi-lingual theme I thought it was fitting to check in on this week’s Cocky Boys. First of all, if you’re into ink then you’re going to love Joey. And you know me, I love ink. His tattoos are in the perfect places. Just the first shot of his back alone made me rise up and take notice—literally!
So welcome to the Carwash kids. Yep, that’s how the scene begins. Joey washes his a car, and behind him Juan asks if he need help. By help he means rubbing all over Joey and thrusting his package against Joey’s ass—so of course Joey says “yes.” And then the boys just get to it. Juan continues to work on Joey and then Joey turns his head and they begin making out. I gotta admit this part is real hot… except for one thing.
Joey keeps holding the water hose and it’s splattering on the ground. It made me go pee. Seriously, it was like being in the bathroom and you turn on the faucet to get things going. I had to pause the video three times to piss. Finally, Joey does put the hose down, but he picks up another hose… yeah, Joey’s long cock.
Joey loves sucking cock and it shows! He moans and the best part is when he sits on it for the first time. I don’t know what the hell he’s saying but it sounds so hot that I was throbbing. Soon Joey and Juan are fucking like rabbits on a stairwell that seems to be in public. I love a brazen couple!
If you dig facials, you’re going to like the end because Joey gets one. As hot as it was I do have a suggestion for Joey… embrace the cum. I know you don’t want to get it in your eye or your mouth—and that’s fine—but why does he have to turn away from it in the video? He literally turns away with one eye open. It looks like he’s about to get kissed by his fat Aunt Cheryl who wears too much lipstick and rouge. My advice: turn toward it and hold your breath, kid. I know I would… well if I had more of a face instead of a head, but I don’t. So let me live vicariously through you.
Yes, I know I was nicer this week, but it’s only because I’ve been watching Oprah’s Best Life Ever this week. I’m feeling optimistic and calm. But next week? I’m going to be strict. So do a good job porn makers, and the rest of you… get out there and get turned on.
