Bear Bares All!

Bear Bares All!
Bear Grylls is one sexy hunk of man. He’s the host of the Discovery Channel show, Man vs. Wild, a vastly entertaining show where Grylls goes around showing you how to survive in just aboutr any outdoor environment. The hot host joined the United Kingdom Special Forces and was trained in unarmed combat, desert and winter warfare, combat survival, medics, parachuting, signals, evasive driving, climbing and explosives. If you’ve never seen the show, here’s just a small list of the things he does to survive in the untamed wild (taken from his Wikipedia entry)

Grylls has eaten raw snake, worms, scorpions, porcupine, squirrel, alligator, skunk, camel intestines, rotting raw zebra, rabbit, raw lizards, turtle, raw frogs, raw fish, sheep’s eyeballs, goat’s testicles (a Berber delicacy), raw spiders, tarantula, raw yak liver, raw sheep heart, termites and giant grubs. In one episode he dipped a sheep’s eye in a geothermal vent with his shoe laces in order to cook it. He has also rubbed snow on his body to dry off after jumping into an icy lake, squeezed both elephant dung and partially digested food from the stomach of a dead camel into his mouth for water, ripped raw chunks of meat off a dead zebra with his teeth, eaten maggots off a dead deer, and drank his own urine which had been stored in the skin of a dead snake. Intermittently, Grylls also regales the viewer with tales of other adventurers stranded and/or killed in the wilderness.

Anyway, we just thought we’d share some hot pictures of him getting nude, including one at the bottom where he’s suffering from some extreme shrinkage in the arctic north. Would we love to help warm Bear up… RAWR!!!

Jan 13, 2009 By paperbagwriter 11 Comments