Sticky: Who Says Sex And Politics Don’t Mix?

Whether it’s pop, porn, or politics, Sticky has got your hook-up. Barack Obama’s inauguration is this week and to celebrate, we bring you some Stickies that remind of us of the age to come.
The Sexual Revolution Will Be Digitized!: No more worrying about cum stains on blue dresses… now sex gets even more awkward at CES with new teledildonic toys!
Sexual Chocolate: We’ve all seen Obama shirtless, but stunning male model Chad Johnson is definitely someone we’d like heading our cabinet!
Death By Video: The Obama presidency won’t be all rainbows and unicorns. For example, these 25 grisly video game deaths are predicted to rise at least a few points in the next four years.
Parliamentary Hanky Panky: Barack and Michelle are fine lookin’ folks who’ll hopefully still knock boots despite the new dog and visiting dignitaries. That way they can avoid a fate like this Member of Parliament whose naked pics just surfaced on the web.
Yes You Can!: Shepard Fairey’s poster of Obama made him worldwide icon in just a matter of moments. Even France’s Sarkozy ripped-off the design in an election bid. Now you can do the same with this photo filter and raise your chances of becoming Commander-in-Chief!
Yes We Can’t!: The Obama daughters are adorable and all… but can we please get some hot men children in the White House. Even England has the princes! Almost makes you wish Palin had won so we could see her daughter’s baby daddy (NOT!). Oh well, the cute and married Jarics will have to tide us over until the next election.