PataPORN With Chinpoko!

So what if the economy’s falling to shit all around us?! At least we know someone who’ll always set a gold standard for porn reviews. Yep, QC’s own Chinpoko, with this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

Justin Gaston In VMan Magazine
Miley Cyrus is a lucky, lucky girl. I don’t care how Christian that girl says she is; I totally know she’s sitting on that face while he fingerbangs her. She probably calls out God’s name a couple of times while she’s cumming—I know I would. I even love Justin’s lil’ gay jeans! PATA PATA PATA!

Hot House Backroom: Damian Rios and Mike Roberts
I know everyone over at Hot House is excited about Mike Roberts’ return, but let’s hear it for Damian Rios. Goodness! You know Chinpoko loves a hot boy with some ink on him. I love how Damian’s star tattoos trickle down his side and lead to that big-headed cock of his. I can’t get over Damian’s ass. That shit’s so smooth I bet I could just slide right in like a hand into a glove.
I won’t give you the play-by-play (yes, I’m a tease). However, I will tell you that the way Damian sucks Mike’s cock is a thing to behold. When he sucks, his lips look like rose petals. Oh, the things that boy could do to me. Seriously, he makes me moist.

Caption This!
One word: OUCH!

Alpha Male JerkOffs: Steve Hooper
Few things are hotter than a gorgeous, jock boy waking up and having a good morning wank. Mmmm. Steve is hot Hot HOT, and I have to admit, the wedding ring just makes him so much hotter. Terrible, I know, but I guess I always want what I can’t have. Seriously though, how thick is his cock? Geez… maybe we should measure it.

Cocky Boys: Bobby Clark and RC Ryan
If you get fucked with just the tip does it count?
Hold on, I’m getting ahead of myself here.
Bobby and RC are all about cock sucking in this video. Probably the hottest part of the video is when RC face fucks Bobby—you can tell Bobby’s in heaven. It also works out well because RC’s cock is so long that it curves down and slides easily into Bobby’s throat as he deep throats it. Even Bobby can’t help but comment on how big RC’s tool is.
The boys then decide to 69 for a bit until the fucking begins. RC’s a gorgeous boy and as he sits on Bobby’s cock, his pretty face squirms with delight. You can almost feel how tight RC is. In fact, he’s so tight that Bobby only gets his tip in. Seriously, just the head. Then Bobby lays RC on his side and enters from the side, still just using his tip. At first I found it boring; I wanted RC to SIT DOWN ON IT and take one for the team! However, as RC starts squirming and riding Bobby’s cock, you can see his abs ripple and face contort.
I totally blew my load right then. I guess you don’t always have to take all that’s given to ya. Maybe I’m just greedy! PATA PATA PATA!
P.S. Bobby’s too tanned! Seriously, his stomach looks like it has dirt on it… or maybe that’s just skin cancer.
I have to be honest, dear readers—I wasn’t thrilled with this week’s porn. Yeah, I blew my load, but it only takes a stiff breeze for me to nut. So pornmasters, let’s ramp it up for next week, okay?! This next week I guess I’ll take a leaf out of my own book; I’m going to get out there and get turned on!