PataPORN With Chinpoko!

I told you I was going to bring it this week. After all it’s Valentine’s Day. So whether you’re on your own or with a buddy, I’m giving you both something to beat it to. Consider this Chinpoko’s Valentine’s Day gift to you. So on with PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

Cocky Boys: Andrew and Ludovic
I love Ludovic, I just want to say that right off. Why? Well, so many reasons actually: 1) He has the prettiest eyelashes. I don’t know why I love eyelashes so much, maybe because I don’t have any. 2) He’s got the perfect amount of hair. If he trims it, than it doesn’t look like it. It’s just enough hair to catch the cum, but not enough so that the little semen get lost from view. 3) He really gets into sex and this video with Andrew is no exception.
This is really my first experience with Andrew. He’s cute. However, I wish he didn’t trim his pubes so weirdly; either keep it au naturale or take it down all the way. Instead he does this halfway shit that kind looks like his dick is wearing a yarmulke. Eh, I guess it’s a religious thing. Ah well no worries, he makes up for it.
In the beginning of the film, Andrew goes to town on Ludovic’s cock. I mean takes the husband’s credit card, goes to town, shops at Neimen’s for three hours to get Momma some shoes, goes back home, and then GOES BACK TO TOWN. That’s how much he goes to town on Ludovic’s hot pole. I, of course, loved it. Apparently Andrew has been reading my reviews and understands the importance of a good dick sucking.
The rest of the video is all about Ludovic. As Andrew is fucking him, the cameraman (Bless Him) focuses on Ludovic’s face. The boy is in total heaven. And the way he moans! Oh, it’s like something is coming up from his soul saying “Yes, I love dick in my ass!”
Then, the boys break apart to jack and cum. Usually I’m not a big fan of this. Why break up the energy? Just fuck ’til you cum. Seriously, I was disappointed and I almost shut the screen of my laptop. Then two things happened… One, I remembered I don’t have hands or arms to shut my screen and two, Ludovic came on his own face.
Yes, you heard me girls! Ludovic shot himself in the mother-fucking eye! It was like watching the superbowl of cumming. I jizzed myself right there. PATA PATA PATA!

Benjamin Godfre Bulge/VPL
Who is Benjamin Godfre? This guy is gorgeous and I think he’s wearing the best pants I’ve ever seen in my life. Seriously, I need to see more of this man. These photos have put me in a state. I’m like a penis unleashed. I can’t stop thinking about him and all I want is to see Benjamin Godfre in the hot naked flesh! Oh God, what is happening?!! I need it! I need it! Call me, Ben.

Bel Ami: Jason Paradis
I don’t know what language they’re speaking. I only speak penis, not Bel Ami. Hell, it doesn’t matter because have you seen Jason Paradis? The kid is beautiful as most Bel Ami boys are. And besides, it’s Dick Heritage Month and I wanted to do my part.
I always love a good solo video because it focuses on the main event… the dick. I mean come on—don’t we deserve the attention? One of my favorite parts of the video is when Jason wears these white linen pants. As Jason strokes his shiny uncut cock, the photographer asks him to tease the camera by hiding his cock in the pants. I love looking at the outline of his tool throbbing underneath.
Also, Jason has one of the cutest, smoothest asses I have ever seen. Seriously, put me up in there and I would buy a time-share of that tight pink hole. PATA PATA PATA! Another thing I love about Bel Ami is the photographer—he’s almost hotter than Jason. During the shoot, the photographer walks around in the skimpiest bikini underwear. He looks so exotic and just plain delectable.
The only thing that bugs me is Jason’s jacking technique. He does the two-finger jack. I mean, come on kid. Use the whole hand! Give that dick all you got! You know it wants it. Thankfully, the amazing head close-ups and virile cumshot make up for the weird jacking. Now I’ve learned something new for Dick Heritage Month about international masturbation techniques… have you?

Men Machine: Roman Ragazzi
Roman Rogazzi is a man’s man. Ah, I think if He-Man were a real person it would be this guy. He just embodies masculinity for me. In fact, I’m still salivating from his stint at Rearstable with Logan McCree. He looks so good in these pictures. Roman, can you come over so I can spoon with your cock? Please… Please… I don’t bite. Really, I don’t have much of a mouth; I physically can’t bite. Damn you Japanimators!

QCA Comedy Quickie: Paul Jacoby, Penis Photorapher
Paul Jacoby is a genius. In fact, he’s my only photographer. I highly recommend him. The way he captures the nuance of me and other cocks… amazing. You know, I think this documentary says it all about the man, the myth, the cocktographer.
Now wasn’t this present so much better than chocolates? In fact, this is the gift that keeps on giving and giving all week long… at least until next time when I’ll be back with more cocks and ass. Until then, have an erotic holiday and don’t forget to get turned on!