Superbowl Steelers Steal Our Hearts (and Holes)

QueerClick recently shared our favorite Superbowl XLIII moment (a moment that involved a big floppy dick). But here’s another reason we appreciate the game—the men in the game. For what would football be without tight ends, quarterbacks, and fast breaks going deep in the end zone? But we recently discovered two Pittsburgh Steelers players who stole our hearts (and who we hope steal our holes), Steelers Santonio Holmes and Jeff Reed. We wouldn’t mind these men tackling us to handle our pig skin. We’re definitely up for a some horseplay in the shower with hung stallion Holmes. And maybe after that, we could run some moves in the team playbook with Reed—he looks like quite a willing teammate.
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