The Best Super Bowl Moment…

Amid all the puritanical panic about the Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” during the 2004 Super Bowl half-time show, we were afraid this year’s game went by without so much as a bare nipple. Turns out that the best moment in yesterday’s game didn’t happen on-field or even during the commercials. In fact, it only happened for some of the Comcast’s 80,000 subscribers in Tuscon, Arizona; presumably Cardinals fans hundreds of miles from the game in Tampa Bay, Florida. During a replay of Arizona Cardinal player Larry Fitzgerald’s 64-yard touchdown in the fourth quarter, on came 30-seconds of porn star Evan Stone’s big ole’ floppy dick.
The exciting moment came courtesy of Club Jenna’s 18 ‘n’ Up Wet Poons accidentally streamed in from Shorteez, an pay-per-view basis adult cable channel. Lots of households watching the game with children called Comcast to complain. And while that’s sad in a whole “protect the children” sort of way, I’m sure the parents would rather their kids be exposed to man cock in the safety of their home rather than in the coat room or confession booth like we did.
Of his newfound Super Bowl fame, porn star Evan Stone said, “That’s incredible.” He thought he’d reached the height of fame when his caricature appeared in South Park. A Comcast spokesperson said that the Super Bowl broadcast was the result of an “isolated malicious act.” They don’t know exactly what happened, but equipment malfunction has been ruled out.