With his wild hair and trim little muscular body, Zander looks like a cyber punk boy escaped from a manga comic. He is auditioning for porn at First Auditions for the fun of it, but being subject to a ruthless physical exam where every inch of him is scrutinized isn’t the good time he was expecting. At first, the casting director thought he would prove too awkward and nervous to quality for being cast. However, his ejaculation test made it all worth it. He grows a big fat erection and soaks the cameraman with his cum as he shoots across the room.
There are some guys that you look at who just leave you speechless. Drew Saywer is one of those guys. You start at his handsome face that can grab your attention from all the way across the room. And as if that wasn’t enough you move slowly down his perfect, naked body to his strong shoulders.
You just want to rest your head on them while you wrap your arms around his firm torso, running your fingers along the ridges of his abs, not so much a six pack as it is an eight pack! His delicious nipples poke out from a pair of pecs so hard you could beat out a rhythm on them. And if you’re lucky, he’ll wrap his manly arms around you so you can feel every inch of his beefy biceps.
This video starts off in a very sexy way.
Davin managed to lose his boxers during the photoshoot, so he ended up going commando for the video. His cock is quite substantial and was peeking out through a rip in his jeans, while he nervously wobbled his leg around during the interview.
His dick is pretty big and it never seems to get totally hard during the shoot. He has a different jack off technique – more of reverse grip that is actually pulling on his dick, rather than pushing or jacking it.
Gay porn and horror films may seem strange bedfellows, but Francois Sagat’s recent role in Saw VI have brought the two worlds closer together. David Kittredge’s Pornography bridges that gap with the story of Mark Antony, a snuffed-out porn star who got one meat injection too many. The film seems ultra creepy with green maskies and medical malpractice, and while there’s lots of hunky actors listed on their IMDB page, there’s nary an actual porn star in the film. Oh well. It’s set to premier in Newfest, the New York LGBT Film Festival, June 8 and in Frameline, the San Francisco LGBT Film Festival, June 21.
Still drunk, Patrick’s stag night hell seems to have no end in sight. The Straight Hell tops manhandle him into a bent over position with rigid police cuffs keeping his wrists uncomfortably high, lash up his genitals with a rope, and shove a gag into his protesting mouth. After a pair of painful clamps on his nipples, and some nasty little pegs on his nuts, the whinging muscle cunt just begs to be given a sound thrashing.
Back in the 90’s, we remember browsing through the video store and finding a porn featuring computer animated clowns. The animation sucked of course, like a poor man’s version of The Sims, but it used the medium to create some bizarre fucking—it had a muscle clown with an elephant trunk-sized hose, a green-skinned bottom, and of course, lots of face paint and floppy shoes.
We mention the digital clown sex only because the technology’s come a way since the Clinton administration. Earlier this year, the computer game, Bum Tropics, allowed players to become the island hooker and fuck mandroids in poop-stained bathrooms. More recently, Adult Source Media released Pirate’s Booty a full-length CGI gay porn featuring captain Jack Swallows and his randy crew as they get possessed by a hole-hungry spirit bent on swabbing poop decks and firing man-cannons—shiver me timbers!
And while the trailer seems cool, we kinda hoped for more CGI freakishhness. If you’re gonna do CGI, at least give your porn stars bodies covered in dongs, cocks shaped like candelabras, or color-changng nips. Oh well, something to look forward to, we guess. In the meanwhile, there’s another game that brings the animated weirdness to the little screen—Muscle March for the Wii. Please do yourself the favor of watching the insanely hilarious preview below and you’ll understand why we’re so excited.
While Muscle March isn’t porn per se, it’s chock full of speedo-clad musclemen flexing, making a high-speed choo-choo train, slamming each other through walls, and tackling one another. Not only does it seem super silly, but it’s kinda turning us on (come here, Mr. Polar Bear). We’re not sure when (or if) it’ll be released outside Japan, but when it does, we’ll be wishing for a CGI-animated third hand, so we can handle the Wii nun-chuck while playing with our old-skool Joysticks (or should we say, Joydicks?).
How Much Would You Pay For This Man? In this sexy CFNM.net story a star footballer’s value is determined over a medical exam. Manager Alan is considering acquiring a famous Brazilian footballer for his team. But he demands a thorough naked examination from the team’s female medical specialist who leaves no crack or crevice unchecked. Only when the results are in can a price be placed on the man’s head. Hot manager Alan is so intrigued by the exam process he submits to an examination from the thorough female doctor himself. We got really excited to see the horny athletic stud’s cock measurement and the men’s asses examined with a magnifying lens. They really know how to make straight men feel sexually vulnerable at cfnm.net!