Get Hot And Sticky In Bum Tropics

Our moms used to get onto us for playing too many video games; she’d say they cause blindness and carpal tunnel syndrome. What she actually meant is that she wanted to get us out of the house so she and dad could go to Pound Town. Little did she know that we’d more likely go blind and get carpal tunnel from shooting a load in our eyes looking at porn.
Well now we’re all grown up and can stare at video games and porn as long we like. And video games with porn in them? Even better. Enter Bum Tropics a hardcore adult sex video game where you get to fuck 10 different men around an island that apparently has skeezy bathrooms with shit on the floor and empty hotel rooms where the toilet’s in plain view. You can choose you hair, eye, and skin color and unlock special
In Bum Tropics you can choose your character’s hair color, eye color, skin color, and unlock special items (we’re not sure what, but we’re hoping clown suits and beaded anal wands). And then fuck all the men on the island! There’s chocolate studs for guys who like black men, vanilla bunnies for those who prefer white dudes, and even a black-and-white robo-alien with a freakishly long dong for those who like both. Based purely on the screen shots, we guess the rest of the game involves filling up men’s bodies with jism or making thousands by becoming the island whore—we’re not sure which. But these digital dudes have turned our floppies into hardware and we’ll plugging in our joysticks and going for a high score, fer sure.