Diesel Washington Retires From Porn (Or At Least Until He’s Hired To Do More Porn)
Is the Grabby Performer of the Year going into retirement? Yes, or so Diesel Washington says in a post cheerfully entitled “TIME TO RETIRE!!! BYE BYE”. The star shot his last movie, Taken to the Lowest Level, almost 3 months ago. Though he’s gone for 8 months without work before, he was an exclusive at the time, and looking at his previously-troubled peers, Washington wonders why he’s been singled out for unemployment:
Take Jason Adonis, the guy can screw some people over (the bottoming thing) and then still come back and work, no problem!
Matthew Rush, he has had his share of problems, but work doesn’t seem to be one of them.
Brodie Sinclair all the drama with Raging Stallions and the guy still finds work on various sites, Cocky Boys etc.
Brad Star he has his share of problems, but after everything is said and done still finds work.
Afterwards, he says he’d rather “bow out gracefully as opposed to hitting the mass email thing begging for work.” Then, immediately after, he calls out Hot House, Jet Set, and Colt, basically begging for work. Tsk, tsk… bad form, Diesel. Don’t you know it’s the girls who ask for it the least who get it the most? Plus, it’s a recession; lots of other porn stars have opened their own pay sites for some cash until work picks up. It may not make millions, but you’d at least have enough for weed. But not content to privately jerk off for his fans, Diesel announced:
SO AT THIS POINT I’M SAYING I HAVE RETIRED!!!
I will keep the blog running for a bit…..
Maybe that will change??? Who knows?? Shit!!! Chad Manning retired and then Unretired all in one week. Stay tuned!!!
Hmmm… Washington’s known to go all drama queen on his blog, so we’re feeling that he’s likely to drop his “retirement” as soon as the first offer comes calling. Also, it’s worth noting that he’s been having dating trouble and recently went on a tirade against skinny jeans wearers, wet blunt smokers, and hooker clients who take up their entire paid hour. Diesel’s bloggy meltdown is most likely a marketing ploy, the digital equivalent of Britney shaving her head. We know it’s hard times, Diesel, but you’ve never been one to take it sitting down—usually you give it standing up.
