Sites We Love*: MS Paint Porn

MS Paint Porn
* Although maybe “love” is too strong a word in this case.
Sometimes pics of man-on-man action just aren’t enough. To really get off, you need something messier, more visceral, and with the production value of a kindergarten computer class. That’s where MS Paint Porn steps in. Apparently every WIndows PC comes equipped with its very own smut studio and these desktop pornographers have created sexual images that aren’t so much hot as they are disturbing. They remind us of the birth of digital pornography, back when the internet was nothing but a series of animated GIFs, when Adobe Freehand and Corel Draw ruled supreme, and a 100K cock pic took half an hour to download. We’ve only posted their gay sex pics above, but there’s still two instances of prison rape, some poop and piss punk action, and a disco orgy in there. And if that’s not enough for you, their site also has galleries for robot, alien, bestiality, tranny, dinosaur, incest, necrophilia, snuff, vegetable, pirate, midget, orgy, and metaphysical porn. And you thought QCX was extreme.
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09 Jun 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Dickathlon Pics Will Make Your Heart Race

Dickathlon Pics Sure To Increase Your Heart Rate
Last year around this time, the summer Olympics were approaching and we had an entire planet full of eye-candy gearing up to compete in Beijing. But now the three years until London 2012 have left us with fiending a major hard-on for world athletes. Luckily, every spring the fine folks at Outsports release a tasty set of pics from the annual Hypo decathlon gallery, shot by Trackpic.net. With such hot international musclestuds vying for top spot, the shots are enough to give Ruggerbugger a run for its money—hot damn! Though they won’t tide us over for three years, they may do the trick for the next couple of hours; then it’s back to masturbating to ESPN Sportscenter.
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08 Jun 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Top 10 QComments

Top 10 QComments
Every week, we bring the hot men and you bring the QComments. We’ve collected the 10 best. From botched circumcisions and barebacking to celebrity fakes and fisting, there’s certainly enough controversial QComments to raise everyone’s hair! So let’s get to it.
Raw? Oh yes...
We knew readers would have a lot to say when big-dicked Davin fucked lean Latin Mio at Chaos Men; not only because they’re hot, but because they’re barebacking. As long as there’s an audience, barebacking’s not going away. And even though studios test their models, there’ll always be some risk involved which always raises passions from our viewers. SteveDenver started off a good discussion with a thoughtful, though incendiary comment:

Instead of “raw,” couldn’t we return to classic verbiage like “unprotected?” After seeing the documentary SEX POSITIVE about the advent of safe sex during the very early days of AIDS, and how the men who suggested it were decried as trying to censor the gay lifestyle, it seems we’ve come full circle. We know more than ever about STD transmission, yet unprotected sex is normalized. I would wager the owner of this site is HIV positive, because that is often the type of older guy who glamorizes unprotected sex: the ultimate denial.

Obviously SteveDenver feels strongly about barebacking. Yet in some ways, bareback sex seems like an ideal: it’s sex without the fear of death, sex without barriers, sex as physically intimate as possible. Don’t get us wrong, we’re pro safe-sex, but consenting, responsible adults should be able to fuck however they choose. Diatribe responded directly to SteveDenver raising a much larger issue about gay health and pornography:

Every single time a post from this site features condomless sex, SteveDenver starts his predictable moaning and groaning. Give it up dude, you won’t be changing these ADULTS’s minds anytime soon. And you must love it because you obviously are still viewing it. Why does it seem that so many anti-“bareback” individuals are so prone to histrionics and slander – saying that any interest/ in or practice of condomless sex is tantamount to a suicide mission? I’m always curious if these individuals browbeat their parents who probably had unprotected sex to conceive them. Yes, there is a risk, (of varying degrees) of getting HIV from condomless sex (as well as with condoms) but adults get to choose what risks they are comfortable with. Ultimately, the point of all this moralizing is dumbfounding given how superficial it is. And I’m not just referring how “bareback” garners so much controversy, while “pre-condom” gets none, I am also talking about lack of mention of any broader issue of gay porn culture and it’s corrosive psychological impacts on many minds that even make this “bareback” issue, an issue. Despite the fact that my experiences with many homosexual men has proven to me the effects of gay porn culture, with it insidious promotion of objectification, racism, ageism, shallowness, isolation, idolatry, addiction, and even depression, I’m under no delusion that I will change this by coming to queerclick or other gay porn venues and saying this all the time. I just look at the images for what they are – images, and ignore the sad drama that I know surrounds them.

QCX always caters to different sexual tastes, and while that’s bound to raise controversy, that won’t stop us, nor should it stop you from speaking your mind. Twincest’s another porn trend that’s gotten quite a bit of play around here. tommyboy responded to the outrage about Bel Ami’s censored porn twins with this thoughtful nugget:

it makes no sense that we ‘allow’ and ‘accept’ porn which depicts people putting a glass jar up their ass and watching it break (1 guy 1 glass) girls eating shit (2 girls 1 cup), hardcore fisting videos, and bestiality videos which can be downloaded from almost anywhere,but TWINS!! The horror of watching two cute guys having mutual consenting pleasure with each other is just all too disturbing,,just because they are brothers..hmm…..

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08 Jun 09 By paperbagwriter 10 Comments

Buk Buddies: Dylan & Judd

Dylan and Judd at Buk Buddies
The feature is all about their band and youthful dreams of stardom. Both guys barely out of their teens and still crazy with optimism; both with playful spirits filled with innocence and naivete. Dylan is the more outgoing, Judd more the follower. Dylan makes it all happen as these two horny straight dudes bare all in their duo debut. Being naked next to your best buddy is not normally what straight guys call fun; but when the camera is rolling, well, it seems the line between what dudes will and won’t do together becomes fuzzy a lot sooner than they might think.

08 Jun 09 By redmonkey 3 Comments

Buzz West: AJ Irons

A.J. Irons at Buzz West
A.J. Irons is such a sexy muscle stud. If you’ve been waiting for something different, he’s here. A.J. has no hang ups about sex with guys, but tells Buzz that he’s got a girl friend and loves girls too. But fear not, he was completely into getting off for Buzz. A.J. just oozes sex from the time they started talking until the blast of hot cum hit his neck! We can only imagine what A.J. is gonna be like when he’s paired up with other guys on Buzz West. Stay tuned…

08 Jun 09 By redmonkey 3 Comments

NextDoorStudios: Orgy with Patrick Kennedy, Phenix Saint, DJ and Justin Ryder

Next Door Buddies: Orgy with Patrick Kennedy, Phenix Saint, DJ and Justin Ryder
It’s orgy time again…or shall we say initiation time once again. Who’s the initiate? None other than the sexy 23 year old Justin Ryder.
Justin, Phenix Saint, Patrick Kennedy and DJ were having a sleep over. When the guys noticed Justin get up and head into the shower the next morning, they figured it was the perfect time to break the new guy in.

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08 Jun 09 By Jo 2 Comments

Straight Fraternity: Luke

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Luke is a 23-year-old mechanic who’s gorgeous and has a huge cock. He’s one of those guys you would love to hate – if he wasn’t so nice and normal. SF had no idea he was packing so much in his pants until he caught a glimpse of it the first time. Even soft the thing was massive…He told SF that he had jacked off with a buddy before, so SF thought he might let him cop a feel — which he did while he oiled him down and he seemed to like it…

08 Jun 09 By Dave 4 Comments

Star Trek Bulges – Captain’s Logs

Star Trek Bulges - Captain's Logs
Set your phasers to stun! Four hotties from the latest Star Trek film posed for this great pic. Left to right it’s John Cho (Sulu), Chris Pine (Captain Kirk), Zachary Quinto (Spock), and Karl Urban (Bones). It looks like Spock and Bones have their vessels primed and ready to go where no man has gone before—into the black holes of Uranus. Yes, it may be the special FX magic of Photoshop, but that’s never prevented us from enjoying celebrity bulges!
The jury’s still out over whether Quinto’s gay or not (he’s certainly kissed a guy before). Urban seems straight, but he’s played a gay medic on TV, so maybe. But combined with Chris Pine’s wood it looks like almost every member of James T. Kirk’s crew are sporting captain’s logs that could beam us up at warp speed anytime!
For more celebrity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.

08 Jun 09 By paperbagwriter 11 Comments

Alpha Male Fuckers: Carlo Cox, Dean Monroe and Dan Vega

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Being caught having an al fresco wank brings a lot more fun than Dan Vega could have expected. Hunky lifeguards Carlo and Dean thrust their hard chunks of meat into Dan’s chiselled face and sucks as hard as he can!! All three muscled studs love the taste of cock and ass, they just can’t get enough, and the fucking that Dean is given is mind blowing, watching Carlo slide around in his arse is cock throbbing to say the least but when Dans thick meat rams inside him you can almost feel the hole stretch itself!!

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Circle Jerk Boys: Ryan Raz and Scottie

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Circle Jerk Boys shows us why Ryan Raz is one of the hottest guys on the planet – and just ask lucky Scottie Brooks who got enough “razzle dazzle” treatment this week. With piercing blue eyes, the face of a movie star and a cock and ass that will not quit, Scottie took one look at Ryan at thought the same thing you all do…”who cares about roles, I need this stud to fuck me!” Their cocks were rock hard in their briefs even before they started kissing and the passion led to a flurry of tossed clothing and a 69 that explored every luscious hole these boys have to offer.

08 Jun 09 By Dave 4 Comments

QueerClique Is Back!

QueerClique Is Back!

Helloooo Gentlemenz (and not forgetting some of you ladies). It’s a good day today, we tell ya! ‘Cos after a good half a year, QUEERCLIQUE IS BACK!!
Earlier this year, we had to shut down the burgeoning network due to an abrupt change of policies at Ning (won’t go into the smelly details but if you’re interested, you can read all about the saga here).
We started beta testing the new platform since March with slightly over 200 evangelists. It’s been more than 3 months and we felt the baby was well incubated and ready to be unleashed. We’d like to thank all our lovely readers who’ve helped to test the new QueerClique. Thank you for your enthusiasm, assistance, and suggestions. You’ll forever be the pioneering batch!
And to the rest of you, a big THANK YOU for your patience and faith in Team QC. It took us a while, but we hope this is worth your wait. We’ll see you over at the Clique! Do let us know what you think about the new baby.
Click Click! 😉
Editor D

07 Jun 09 By Editor D 1 Comment

Cocky Boys: J. Lowe and Tony D.

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It’s a sad day for porn gentlemen…Jonathan Lowe, one of the hottest little pieces of ass in porn, is retiring. The silver lining on this dark dark cloud though is that J. Lowe wanted to do his last scene EVER with his real life boyfriend Tony who, prior to his solo last week, had never done anything like this before. The two start off making out passionately as J. rubs Tony’s massive muscle thug frame. Tony can’t wait to yank down J. Lowe’s jock and wrap his lips around that thick juicy schlong.

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Sean Cody: Kurt and Matt

Sean Cody: Kurt and Matt
Individually, Kurt and Matt always guarantee a really good time. They’re incredibly hot, they’re smart, both of them have great senses of humor, and let’s not forget the big cocks!
Sean thought it would be interesting to see how their personalities meshed.
“So you’ve both been here a couple of times,” the camera guy said. “What have you come to enjoy that you didn’t expect?”
The cumshot at the end!” Matt said quickly.
“Yeah!” Kurt added. “That’s the best!” (we love how Kurt always has this mischievous smile on his face when he answers Sean’s questions.)

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07 Jun 09 By Ken 8 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko!

PataPORN With Chinpoko!
I know. You’ve been crazed with life right now, haven’t you? Because it’s almost pool party season! It’s heating up!!!! I can’t believe summer is almost here and holy moly!!!! Gays everywhere north of the equator are cutting carbs, running extra laps, and manscaping like hell. You may be stressed, but I won’t keep you waiting for long. The hot porn is a cumming! It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Sean Cody: Mac
Sean Cody: Mac
Ladies and Gentlemen… Chinpoko, the singing penis
*Chinpoko singing to the tune of Mac the Knife*
Oh, the shark, babe, has such a cock, dear
And his cum is, pearly white
Just a jack off on Sean Cody, babe
Just for you boys, ah…just tonight.
Ya know when that Mac jacks, with his pecs, babe
Muscles flex hard, in Sean’s porn bed.
But gay sex, though, is not for Mac, babe
Yet in high school, he gave head.
Hey the line forms, at Mac’s cock babe
Now that Mac, dear s’about to nut
He shoots a load queer, you’re gonna love it,
Oh Mac, babe, Let me in yooour BUTT!
Editor’s note: We tried to get him not to sing, we really did. There’s just not talking to a stiff prick. Sorry.

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07 Jun 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

QC Quotations

QC Quotations
“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won’t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.”

—comedian, 
Judy Carter
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