Here Comes The Rain Again
By Steve Prince
My phone vibrated in my pants. I pulled it from my pocket to see I had a text from Cody. We’re upstairs.
The bouncer stopped me.
“ID please,” he commanded in a soft baritone.
“Well thanks,” I said to him enthusiastically. I know it’s silly, but I totally coo whenever a bouncer checks my age. To think that at thirty I still look twenty-one—okay, it’s completely ridiculous to even think any bouncer would be that blind. Still, at least I feel my eye cream isn’t going to complete waste.
I gave the man my driver’s license and without any expression he glanced at the date and robotically handed my license back to me.
As I walked in the courtyard of Fiesta Cantina, I heard him command ID from the guy behind me—humph. Surely he didn’t ask everyone for their ID… right?
Fiesta’s crowded tonight. I like this bar. It has a friendly, casual feel, and offers a respite from the overly pretentious, expensive bars lining Santa Monica Boulevard.
The summer breeze danced through the hanging white lights above my head, causing them to sway. Men of all types filled every corner of the bar. There wasn’t a set crowd at Fiesta—you had younger and older, slim and chubby. I sighed. The smell of stale beer wafting to my nose, oddly comforting me. God, my white trash upbringing.
I turned to walk towards the steps to the upstairs patio, when a voice stopped me—it was cock-eyed Steve. The last time I saw Steve… well, I came in his eye and he kicked me out for laughing. Seeing him tonight, a part of me thought, “You should apologize.” But nah, was too good a story. I decided on something more informal instead.
There is a certain chemistry between models, a magic that hints at an intimacy that is sexy as hell. Ariel and Jack really had just met before the shoot, but the sparks flew when they started talking. But when the clothes started to come off and they started kissing it was pure cinema magic!
At First Auditions, the need for money can be a great motivator yet few auditionees realise just how far they’ll have to go to start making the big bucks. Arrogant Ashton is no exception. He comes across as cocky and confident that his good looks mean the audition process is merely a formality. Ashton was very quick to strip off and show his body. But whatever he was expecting, it certainly wasn’t as intense and intimate as the examination that the casting director gave him.
During his introductory solo video, Micah confessed to being quite the horn dog! He loves sex and has very few inhibitions when it comes to it, enjoying sex with both girls and guys! That being the case, Corbin expected quite a bit from him! He couldn’t wait to see that sexual energy let loose on camera for us and with another CF stud and get a glimpse at Micah in action with a guy for the first time on CF.
In Jeff’s words:
“This was an interesting show. One of my members named Jackjack requested that I do a live webcam show where I purchase a can of barbasol shaving cream and then put it on my face as if I was going to shave it… then I was supposed to keep the shaving cream on my face and end the video with me jerking off… I loved the concept so I decided to go further with the idea.. I strayed a bit off course as you can see in the pics below… somehow the shaving cream ended up on my ass, on my arms, and everywhere else it was not supposed to be…and of course it was all over the Fleshlight…”
In the exciting conclusion of That 70’s Gay Porn Movie, Wooky confronts Skip Deuche over kicking him out of the fraternity. But when he realizes that Skip really just wants to be his horned up bottom boy he’s more than happy to oblige. And when the brothers and pledges all walk in and catch Wooky ramming his voracious cock into Skip’s hungry hole they do what every normal college frat guys would do… have a massive orgy!
Ever since we introduced it as a Site We Like,GuysWithiPhones.com has become an unlikely gay flashpoint. Michael Stipe of all people showed up there along with a bunch of queer (and we mean queer) indie rockers. But he’s not the only one. As you’ll see from this round-up, GWiP gets its fair share of porn stars, celeb-alikes, and Z-listers all baring their bods on the hottest phone around. It’s become quite the place to watch because you just never know who’ll show up there.
Early on, we spotted RJ Danvers and Lucas Vick, but GWiP’s positively crawling with other hot porn stars like Turk Mason (showing off his cute, fuckable ass), Vin Marco from Manifest Men (bulging his love muscle), and Tyson Steele from Mike Hancock (who’s just as hot clothed as he is hard and naked).
But then we stumbled across two we wanted to highlight for QCommenter feedback. First, someone called this guy Colton Ford’s boyfriend, but we can’t seem to verify if it’s him. Any takers? Then, we found an amateur porn star of Xtube fame—the super-hung Skinnythick. He’s got a handsome face with bewitching green eyes, a wiry body for worship and a fat uncut cock made just for porn. Not only has he repeatedly shown up on DudeTube and other porn blogs but he’s also apparently 24-years-old, single, and looking for casual 1-on-1 sex in Amsterdam. Oh, if we were there Skinnythick, we’d smoke a J and then smoke your cock all night long.
But porn performers aren’t the only stars on GWiP. Just check out all these Hollywood look alikes that show up there as well! With so many hot guys posting their pics on GWiP, you’re likely to come across a guy who reminds you of someone else. Heck, a while back we spotted a guy who looked just like WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy. Except, unlike the rest of these celebrity look-alikes, it was really him.
But even still, we found some uncanny resemblances on GWiP. Just check out the chiseled young stud who looks like Hugh Laurie, the salt-and-pepper daddy on the medical drama House. Or how about the hairy and shirtless Milo Ventimiglia look alike; their torsos aren’t so similar, but their faces are close enough to make us call Milo’s name when we cum. We even found a Robert Downey Jr. with some fierce bangs and a beefier version of Ewan McGregor who’s still got Ewan’s dreamy eyes! Whether you think they’re dead-ringers or distant cousins, they’re certainly still a good looking bunch of fellas—we wouldn’t mind giving them the lead role on our casting couch!
Thanks to Squarehippies for the nakey pics of Hugh Laurie.
Some hilarious commenters target two GWiP guys and some slightly-unfamous folks on GWiP after the jump!
noun: A loud, noisy, fake, and paid-for orgasm.
ex: “My trick had such a whoregasm that I had to cover his dumb mouth just to keep my mom from hearing.”
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The guys at Southern Strokes have spent plenty of time at the beaches in Southern California but Brandon has to be the first Country Boy turned Beach Bum that they have come across in the South. One look at this bronzed hottie and you would expect him to be carrying a surf board. There is something completely erotic about a country twang on a tanned beach body.
Oh scally lads! What’s not to lust? We all know that twinks pack big dicks and with such attitude and swagger, they know how to use them. Often, we have to admire these studs from afar and just wonder. But not today. Whiteboi03 has got you in his sights. He’s coming over to your place and in just a little, you’ll get his kit off and turn your scally lad fantasy into a reality.
See Whiteboi03 play that funky music, after the jump!
Jacob practically came out of the womb with a surfboard under his arm and today he is following the surf with his mates, up and down the coast to wherever the surf is pumping. He took time out to pull down his pants down and pumping his cock for the camera. Just as soon as he dumped a load all over his chest he was pulling on his boardies to catch the waves.
Bentley met the sexiest Aussie stud last weekend. Josh Harris heard about the site through one of Bentley’s mates and was really keen to get his gear off on camera and get some shots taken. Well after he posed for some shots and got all horny Bentley asked him about making a video with him. Well Bentley had a hard on all through his photo shoot as he revealed his hairy muscular body.
Dink came in from the beach to catch these three on the sofa together watching porn. Well, Brian and Domenic were watching porn. David was watching them. This little rascal is always up to something. The boys were already naked and hard and things were sure to move quickly with these three gorgeous men in that state of mind.
