QC Keeps Its Eyes On GuysWithiPhones

Ever since we introduced it as a Site We Like, GuysWithiPhones.com has become an unlikely gay flashpoint. Michael Stipe of all people showed up there along with a bunch of queer (and we mean queer) indie rockers. But he’s not the only one. As you’ll see from this round-up, GWiP gets its fair share of porn stars, celeb-alikes, and Z-listers all baring their bods on the hottest phone around. It’s become quite the place to watch because you just never know who’ll show up there.
Early on, we spotted RJ Danvers and Lucas Vick, but GWiP’s positively crawling with other hot porn stars like Turk Mason (showing off his cute, fuckable ass), Vin Marco from Manifest Men (bulging his love muscle), and Tyson Steele from Mike Hancock (who’s just as hot clothed as he is hard and naked).
But then we stumbled across two we wanted to highlight for QCommenter feedback. First, someone called this guy Colton Ford’s boyfriend, but we can’t seem to verify if it’s him. Any takers? Then, we found an amateur porn star of Xtube fame—the super-hung Skinnythick. He’s got a handsome face with bewitching green eyes, a wiry body for worship and a fat uncut cock made just for porn. Not only has he repeatedly shown up on DudeTube and other porn blogs but he’s also apparently 24-years-old, single, and looking for casual 1-on-1 sex in Amsterdam. Oh, if we were there Skinnythick, we’d smoke a J and then smoke your cock all night long.
But porn performers aren’t the only stars on GWiP. Just check out all these Hollywood look alikes that show up there as well!

With so many hot guys posting their pics on GWiP, you’re likely to come across a guy who reminds you of someone else. Heck, a while back we spotted a guy who looked just like WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy. Except, unlike the rest of these celebrity look-alikes, it was really him.
But even still, we found some uncanny resemblances on GWiP. Just check out the chiseled young stud who looks like Hugh Laurie, the salt-and-pepper daddy on the medical drama House. Or how about the hairy and shirtless Milo Ventimiglia look alike; their torsos aren’t so similar, but their faces are close enough to make us call Milo’s name when we cum. We even found a Robert Downey Jr. with some fierce bangs and a beefier version of Ewan McGregor who’s still got Ewan’s dreamy eyes! Whether you think they’re dead-ringers or distant cousins, they’re certainly still a good looking bunch of fellas—we wouldn’t mind giving them the lead role on our casting couch!
Thanks to Squarehippies for the nakey pics of Hugh Laurie.
Some hilarious commenters target two GWiP guys and some slightly-unfamous folks on GWiP after the jump!

Just like our QCommenters, the GWiP commenters can be ruthlessly funny. They’ll praise and pick a guy apart for the same exact things. For example, this young gent wearing a tie and slacks and sipping a Smirnoff Ice got some love and criticism for his taste in beverages just before everyone started wondering why the hell he got dressed up to begin with:

Dave: Hi, I am here from “the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints”. Can I get you a beer or something. Want me to take my pants off ? Not all religion is bad.

Jg: Smirnoff ice? Really? Can we see ur vagina too?

Joey: Cute pic. I’m thinking ‘British gay flight attendant’. I’d do him though. Cheers!

former ass. manager at starbucks: looks like somone got a raise to ass. manager at starbucks, fuckable face

Brilliant, so he’s a British Mormon Flight Attendant manning a Starbucks. So many careers, so many opportunities for on-the-job sex. Then, we found this hot dork in a wifebeater sporting a camo jock. He’s got an empty Snapple in his dirty room with Rocko’s Modern Life playing on his set, all details that set the commenters upon him immediately.

J: woo rocko’s modern life 😀

davew: Sweetie, where do we start? Christmas was eight months ago, you can take down the fairy lights now. Bin the Snapple bottle. Lose the camouflage jock. Then you’ll be on the way!

what-a-dick: @davew…you’re a douche aren’t you? I’m pretty certain that what you think are lights are actually electronics cables. As for the Snapple, I may be mistaken, but he MAY be drinking it? The jock…some people like them. Stop being a bitch and go look at your dumbass in the mirror and judge.

Noodles: Davew’s just frustrated because his boipussy crusted over from being too poor to afford real vodka and drinking listerine instead…kitty is scratchy when she can’t get her nip on…

sigmatau: Probably nothing a little Dial soap, a housekeeper and some new underwear couldn’t fix.

beau kner: check out sponge bob on the monitor

But then things really get funny when Nick, the guy in the photo, steps in to fight off his detractors…

Nick: its not sponge bob you douche its Rocko’s Modern life, and no I don’t play world of warcraft, I am a video editor and designer you twunt, and my room is a little messy cause i gave your mom the night off so she could stay home to breast feed you. as for the rest of you thank you for the compliments… the one on my leg is a spiral spine, an homage to Alex Grey and the band Tool, and I also have a 3 quarter sleeve of flowers, and i also have another alex grey tat on my actual spine, between my shoulder blades, and two more tats on my other leg, one of Sonic the hedgehog in his”super sonic form(golden sonic)” and some skulls that are spewing smoke on the other side.

JT: Really? Are you sure you don’t play WOW?

Then someone gets Nick’s number:

Ballsy: Totally photoshopped the phone in. Hello, all his fingers are on the back of the phone. How would he press the button to take the picture? And is the phone just floating in air? Are boys really that desperate to get on this trash site?

Nick steps back in to explain that the reason his work station’s so messy is because he’s a beta tester for video games, a professional video game competitor, and a video editor. And the reason for his seemingly Photoshopped iPhone? He’s got big hands. Forget the dirty room and the Photoshopped iPhone, Nick. Let’s get off that wifebeater and get a closer look at your big hands. We’d like you to play us like an 8-bit video game. just grab our joystick and go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start!

Lastly, GWiP also attracts Z-List celebrities. For example we already mentioned two dancers that we found on GWiP: Dirty Dancer John Byrne and someone who looked a bit like Ade Obayomi from So You Think You Can Dance. But Fleshbot spotted another possible So You Think You Can Dance contestant on GWiP—Jonathan Platero. His GWiP doppleganger’s definitely hot—they both have smooth chests and handsome faces, but what do you think? Is it really him?
Then we also found cooky gay blogger, Charles Trippy and Eric Victorino an indie rocker formerly with Strata and now The Limousines. You can check out Victorino’s MySpace Music page, Twitter account, and newly published novel if his look intrigues you.
Well, that’s all for now. But when we get more good finds, we’ll be sure to share the lot with you. In the meanwhile, stop by GWiP for yourself. It’s a fun and hot site with lots of great guys and gripes.