Top 10 QComments

Top 10 QComments
After a week filled with such hot guys, we’re always interested to see which QComments speak the loudest. Sometimes it’s the most earnest or critical ones, but most times, it’s the unexpected ones that catch us off guard and make us wonder, “What the heck?” This week’s Top 10 includes QComments about anal cucumbers, Puff the Magic Dragon, Leo Giamani’s gag reflex, and lots more porn oddities. Just check out the weird mix for yourself!
Leo Gags
Least week, we had special guest Oscar Wilde provide some scathing wit to the Top 10 QComments, but QCommenter gary was having none of it! In fact, he thought that Wilde’s mockery of just about everything quite counterproductive:

What a concerted effort in attempting to troll the few people who bother to post a comment on here lately. Well done you.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, gary, Oscar Wilde’s dead now. So we guess you get the last word. Happy?
But despite gary’s ire, there was still lots of good cheer in the land of QC. In fact, matt enjoyed Randy Blue’s pairing of Leo and Forest. Leo doesn’t go into the Forest as we usually like. Instead, Forest went into Leo, his mouth anyway; and that’s precisely where matt found some pleasure:

Look closely at pictures 8 and 9. Leo is starting to gag. Is it wrong of me to think that’s hot?

No, it’s not wrong of you, as long as you’re OK with puke (it makes stunning lube, we’ve heard). Actually, we like the idea of big-dicked studs getting a taste of their own medicine. Seeing Leo struggle with a big cock is quite a turn on. But as Leo may soon learn, too much of a good thing can be oh so very bad!
Take tomas for instance. He’s loving on Sean Cody’s smooth stud Seth. We understand why, but tomas is worried that his attraction to Seth is just a symptom of a larger illness:

is there a 12-step program out there for sean cody? i mean, geeze… i sign up, LOVE the guys he features, zero in on a few hot ones obsessively (KURT – hello?), sadly see my month of sean cody fly by, and then begin to consider joining up again… this guy is ridiculously hot and yep, the story about dumping the GF makes him even hotter…

Don’t worry tomas. You’re not alone; we’re addickted too. But why endure 12-steps when you can rid yourself of that heavy load just by unzipping your pants, stroking your cock, and unleashing your worries onto a gym sock. There, don’t you feel better?
QueerClick – improving lives, one stroke at a time.


Bad porn fashions
But life’s not all gagging porn stars and crusty gym socks in QC. Every now and then our beloved porn stars go against the grain by taking risks that we don’t always agree with. And often we’re delighted when a QCommenter will say exactly what’s on our minds. Like rick. He heard of Corbin Fisher’s Breck and thought, “What the heck?”:

breck? what the hell kind of name is that. he decided after looking at his shampoo bottle, i think my porn name shall be breck?

Yeah, we could have understood Brock or Brick, or maybe even Brook or Brack, but Breck? He’s new to the porn world, there’s still time for him to change his name if he goes to another site.
We usually dig tattooed guys as well, but sometimes a model will show up with some unfortunate ink on his otherwise beautiful body. rob certainly thought the same thing of Jimmy Durano from College Dudes 24/7:

nice lookin’ guys, pretty cocks. the “Puff the Magic Dragon” tattoo in turquoise is tacky. he’ll regret it in about 1 year. dumb.

Perhaps rob would like Jimmy more if College Dudes 24/7 shot him only from his left side; he looks totally tattooless from that angle. Likewise, Jamie had an issue with Randy Blue’s Dominic Brown choice of tatt, just above his navel:

He is my absolute dream guy–except for that stupid tattoo! I’m not a tattoo fan at all, I won’t lie, but somehow the ones close to or around the belly button are just the worst… or… they’re almost as bad as those ones on the small of the back. I don’t like them on women, but they’re even more wrong on guys.

Back where we come from, they call those a “tramp stamp.” If Randy Blue ever decides they don’t like it, they could always PhotoShop it out of their promotional stills, we guess.
Lastly, we have enjoyed Casey from The Guy Site in his many different forms, but he chose a rather radical color for his hair in his most recent appearance. Many QCommenters noticed, including Jamie:

Yeah, I know, it’s been said… but I can’t help it, I just gotta vent… what the hell was he thinking??? Or maybe someone did that to him while he was sleeping? I’m going to go with that one… I’d hate to think he did that to himself on purpose.

Maybe he’s a college undergrad. Back when we went to school, we saw freshmen bleaching their hair and putting on Manic Panic all the time. Casey will most likely grow out his hair and hopefully out of the phase that encouraged him to dye it in the first place.
Porn Striplets
Finally, it happens every so often that someone will QComment on a very old post, reminding us of an event or porn coupling we haven’t considered in a while. Lee from NYC discovered an old post of ours entitled “The Visconti Triplets: Fetish or Freak Show?” We love ’em, personally, but not all QCommenters feel the same as we do. Lee from NYC does though and he’s cool with a lot more than just porn triplets:

I think it is hot. Those guys who think it is sick, GET OFF YOUR MORAL HIGH HORSE. Lets face it, you are all judging by straight moral standards, which has always been different than gay moral. I live in NYC and I have basically seen it all. Real gay father and son cruisig together. I remember in the late 70’s there were these pair of hot hobbit gay identical twins and they use to(the ultimate in Narcissim). A few times they invited me back to their apt. for a 3 way. Normally, I don’t do group or threeway, but this I couldn’t pass up. No matter which way I turned,, there was a twin. They told me they belonged to a gay twin group that use to meet at one of the leather bars in Manhattan. Can you imagine a room full of gay twins?

Now to get back to these triplets. GUYS, they are doing porn! Anybody who says it is illegal, wrong immoral should remember they are doing porn. In some people’s “books” fisting and scat, watersports are considered immoral and sick. I take the atttitude “Live and let live”. For decades straights have been judgmental towards gays, I find it very disturbing for gays to be judgement towards other gays.

I can see if it isn’t your thing or something you would like to do, but rmeember that old proverb “people who live in glass houses shouldnt’ throw rocks”. I am sure every person being judgemental about twins or triplets or gay brothers having sex as being immoral must have some skeletons hidden away in their closet. Unless you have nothing to fear and are so squeeky clean,,,, and have not done anything considered immoral by straight society, i strongly suggest, you keep your judgmental opinions to yourself.

Hear, hear. We’re all for hobbit sex, twincest, and strange father/son scenarios (though we’re likely to move some of those over to QCX). There’s a time and place for everything and that’s in Manhattan, most likely… or a slutty east European hostel perhaps.
Last of all, Kevin went for a cruisy walk down memory lane at a post entitled, “Jesse Santana Speaks: Not All Porn Stars Are Escorts.” In it, Jesse speaks out about popular misconceptions of just how slutty porn stars actually are. In an eloquently written open letter, Jesse maintains that just because he’ll sleep with just about anybody on camera, doesn’t mean he’ll sleep with you. Well Kevin’s not buying it;

I was an escort for years, and would never let anyone take a photo much less a video of me. I wanted privacy. That’s not better than Jesse’s approach – nor is his better. Honestly, it’s just “whatever gets you through the day.” When people present their opinions/preferences as facts like Jesse does, it’s arrogant, unsophisticated, and worst of all… boring. In fact I’m pretty sure the whole thread and my contribution to it are a waste of time & thought that would have been better spent by all of us daydreaming or taking a nap. IMHO.

The QComment threads for this and the Visconti Triplets posts are worth reading through as they initially generated a lot of strong reactions. Apparently they still do and that’s just fine with us!
Thanks as always to our fabulous QCommenters. We look forward to gathering up your insights and gripes for a rousing round-up next week!

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