Fleshjack Introduces Count Cockula With New “Fang” Design

The gay world’s gone vampire crazy! Diesel Washington’s sucking Cameron Marshall dry as Blacula on Unzipped’s latest magazine cover, the gay vampire drama, The Lair features legions of undead hotties, and rumor has it that HBO’s vampire series, True Blood, (which has casted porn actors in the past) may soon feature gay sex!
Maybe it’s because gay guys and vampires share so much in common: we’re a minority, we tend to be nocturnal creatures, we both feel a burning sensation around crucifixes, and both lust after the taste of young flesh. But here’s another vampiric gay sexual experience that you can really sink your teeth into…!
Fleshjack has just released Count Cockula, a blowjob-in-a-can that combines vampiric lust with the sensation of thousands of fang-shaped nubs milking the cum out of your cock with every stroke! It’ll be the one blowjob where you’ll actually like teeth on your dick. But will our unsuspecting model succumb to Count Cockula’s awesome power?
See the thrilling climax, after the jump!

With Count Cockula, Fleshjack guarantees an orgasm that could wake the dead! But beware, mere mortals… Count Cockula may cause orgasmic full-body convulsions and light-headedness. It may also cause your cock to rise from its slumber hungry for another taste of its awesome bite! Call your doctor if erections last longer than four thousand years.
To end erections caused by Count Cockula, Fleshjack suggests kissing a guy with garlic breath. That always kills their vampire erections.