PataPORN With Chinpoko
I’m so full. I ate way too much for Thanksgiving. Seriously, I think I pounded ten different asses this week. What? You didn’t think I eat food do you? Remember—I’m just a dick. Just a dick that LOVES DICK and brings you PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Corbin Fisher: Elijah and Simon Fuck Dru
And the award for Bottom of the Week goes to….
DRU FROM CORBIN FISHER!!!
This video is hot. It was almost the hottest post of the week—but you’ll have to scroll down for that.
Corbin says that Dru has never bottomed before on their site. Well, unless it’s a Thanksgiving miracle, this boy has definitely bottomed before. He takes a pounding from Simon and Elijah like he’s been doing it since he was a kid. Okay, I didn’t mean it like that… I meant that he’s been riding dick like a kid who’s been riding a bike…oh wait it minute. I didn’t mean it like that. Oh you know what I mean… I’m not a pedophile dammit!
Anyway, Dru loves getting himself stuffed and this awesome 3-way ends with some glorious cumming. Mmmm. It’s like gravy over a turkey—delicious! PATA PATA!
Lucas Kazan: Jim
Romania… who knew? I thought Romania only had little girl gymnasts and gymnast coaches that scare the shit out of me.
Nope. Apparently there are some ridiculously gorgeous men over there, like Jim.
You know what I think is so hot about him? His big nipples. Yes, I know it sounds weird but lately, I’ve been finding myself gorging on men with big pecs and nips. He reminds me of Zane. Well, let’s hope Jim doesn’t get the Zane-meth-crazies. Not that I’m one to gossip—but thank God that QC is!
Oh, and one last thing—Jim? Really, a Romanian guy named Jim? Think of a new name, handsome.
Cocksure Men: Nick Capra & Colby Keller
Colby Keller’s in the Cocksure house! Damn, I wish I was in his house—and by “house” I mean his tight blonde ass!
There are so many good things going on in this video that there are almost too many to count. One of the best things is the chemistry that Colby and Nick have in this scene. You know, that’s one of the things I’ve always loved about Colby Keller; I know he’s acting, but at least he ACTS like he’s putting all of his dick AND heart into a scene. It’s way hot.
Also, the sounds from these two are incredibly hot. Don’t worry! It’s not too much. But seriously, Bobby Clark—if you’re out there—watch this video and see how the coital noise making is done. Please… for the love of God!
Lastly, MY FAVORITE PART of this scene was the cum licking! Mmmmm! PATA PATA! It was like watching two people lick the icing off a cake, and by “cake” I mean a hot yummy man dessert, and by “hot yummy man desert” I mean Colby’s pound cake, and by “pound cake”… I mean his butt.
HOTTEST POST OF THE WEEK!
Bel Ami: Denis Carter
Chinpoko singing…
YOU’RE JUST TO GOOD TO BE TRUE,
CAN’T TAKE MY HEAD OFF OF YOU,
YOU’RE LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCH,
I WANT TO POUND YOU SO MUCH…
EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH,
YOU CAN JUST PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH…
YOU’RE JUST TO GOOD TO BE TRUE,
CAN’T TAKE MY DICK OUT OF YOU.
I WANT YOU DENIS, AND IF IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT WITH BEL AMI,
I’LL FUCK YOU EVERYNIGHT, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM… DENIS?
Chinpoko sad face, and dramatic sigh…
Dirty Tony: Justice
When I first clicked on this video I thought, “Justice is a bit trashy.”
And then I watched the video and learned, “JUSTIC IS A BIT TRASHY!!!” Pata Pata!
This guy would totally slap me around and then cum all over me and then call me his dirty whore. Damn, I’m just getting wet thinking about yet. I would feel like an extra from The Sopranos! I know it’s not right, but I still think he’s so hot.
Still, let’s discuss the tattoos. And, dear fans, you know how I love inked boys, but the necklace? I’d much rather be giving him a necklace of my own—A PEARL NECKLACE! PATA PATA!!
So if you’re reading this from the United States, I hope you had good Thanksgiving. But no matter where you are, I hope you are grateful you are gay and you’re out there trying to get a good stuffing! And most importantly—I hope you’re out there getting turned on!
