PataPORN With Chinpoko
This week has been hot, disturbing, exciting, juicy, and so many other things. Get ready for a roller coaster ride of porn with this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Titan Men: Eye Contact
Woo! David Anthony is one hell of a find for Titan Men. Not that they needed big names in my book—having Francois Sagat already gives them a boner up from me. (Get it, not thumbs up… because I don’t have thumbs.)
Just the title “Eye Contact” made me hopeful that this wouldn’t be just men fucking, but men connecting, and kissing, and groping… and fucking. And oh it is! There are the usual diverse Daddy types that Titan’s famous for, but I have to tell you what the hottest thing in this video is.
Want to guess?? Okay…I’ll wait…
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It’s David Anthony. This man… he makes me tingle I get so engorged. His abs are the most ripped thing I’ve seen in a long time. As he fucks those bottoms, you can his stomach muscles engage like soldiers on a mission to pummel some hot ass. PATA PATA PATA!
Men At Play: Josh Ryan
Uh-oh! It’s a pretty-off! And I need your help. I can’t decide between Josh Ryan or Brodie from Buk Buddies.
Both men have piercing eyes. Now, Josh loves to lick those incredibly luscious lips of his, but Brodie shows you his hairy hole like it’s a Christmas present. For the size queens (yep—that’s me) Josh looks a bit more endowed, but that’s NOT to disparage Brodie. His cock looks so yummy…
Oh GAWD! I can’t decide. I thought it would help me to watch them cum, but both men shoot full juicy loads! What’s a dick to do?
Wait a minute? Maybe I don’t need to decide. Instead, I vote for a hook-up. Buk Buddies and Men at Play need to combine these two epic beauties together! What could be hotter?
2-Taboos-In-1!!! The Peters Twins Are Bel Ami’s Muscle Bareback Twincest Couple
Okay… maybe this could be hotter…
What the? Who’s a? He is? They are??
What the fuck????? Is this even legal?
And why am I so turned on by this? I…I…I can’t even talk about it. See for yourselves.
But man I can’t wait to see this! PATA PATA!
Hottest, and most disturbing, post of the week!
QueerClick’s 2009 Man of the Year
Last year, the QC Man of the Year was that Italian stallion, Leo Giamani, and now he’s on the skids.
Wait a minute, does that getting the QueerClick Man of the Year award is some sort of a curse? Oh, it’s like the Oscars; you get one and then your career goes to shit and suddenly you’re pushing meth on a street corner. Egads! Who’s going to be the lucky… or unlucky one this year?
You know what I think? I think normal men can’t handle the pressure of being the QC Man of the Year. So instead, we should give away the QC Dick of the Year! It makes sense. It is the dicks doing all the work anyway. You think Leo would have gotten that award without that 10-incher he has? Puhhhh-leease!
But who could receive the Dick of Year award? Hmmm… what dick has ALWAYS been loyal, and worked tirelessly for his QC team? What dick has stopped gossiping at the QC water cooler (mainly because Editor D told me he would fire me) and has stopped cockslapping Toby when he is in a bad mood? Wow, I can’t think of one animated cock that’s worthy enough to receive this award… If only our QC could think of some dick and tell me that I’ve won—ahem… I mean tell that dick that it has won.
If only…
All right fans, I’ve got to go work on my acceptance speech—I mean, uh… fold my laundry. Until next week dear porn lovers! Now get out there and get turned on!
