Sites We Love: Merry XXX-Mas!

You remember how goddamned angry you made Santa last Christmas? Your ass was on his naughty list written in blood and underlined in coal. But this year, you’ve been doubleplusgood and so Santa wants to reward you with the best gift of all—his cock and wrinkly sack! Merry XXX-Mas has been dicking the halls with sexy picture of Santa for some time now and their sack full of goodies (and quite a few baddies) is just about ready to burst all over your chimney. Grab your cookie and get ready for an extra splash of warm milk before you head to bed you ho, ho, whores. Because once Santa turns it out, you’re gonna spend the rest of the year trying to get your ass up on his North Pole.