Tiger Woods Is Gay…

Tiger Woods Is Gay
…or so says one of his skanky mistresses. We’ve already told you about the Tiger Woods sex pics that he got a UK court to block. And everyone knows that Tiger’s stuck his putter into more holes than a PGA tour champion, but maybe he’s also stuck his driver into a guy’s golf bag, says Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, the 13th tigress in the golfer’s den of sluts.
She’s come forward with a million dollar tell-all book about Tiger’s “healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.” Radar has more:

“One of Tiger’s many mistresses, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, is penning a tell-all book about the golf ace and claims that she witnessed him in gay encounters. RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Loredana has claimed she saw Tiger having sexual relationships with other men. That shocking twist is something no other mistress has claimed and there has been no proof. But Loredana recently attempted to sell her story for $1 million and graphically described group sex that included incidents of Tiger with other men, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

According to Pink News, another one of Tiger’s sweet ladies “claims to have a sex tape of the disgraced star but porn producers Vivid Entertainment say they cannot ascertain whether it is him.”
Whether or not Tiger’s gay, we’ve certainly found him a heck of a lot more interesting since learning about his insatiable whoredom. We also wonder how many other women are going to come out and say that he’s played a few rounds on their holes. It’d be perfect if it was 18 mistresses—18 holes, get it? And while we’d like to hear that he had gay group sex, we’re more curious about whether he plays with a 6 or a 9-iron. Why aren’t any of his ladies coming forth with that info, eh?

Jan 08, 2010 By paperbagwriter 13 Comments