Adidas’ Jersey Swap Knows You Don’t Care About Soccer Rugby

We’ve seen these promotions before where hot guys will strip their clothes to sell you stuff. Who can forget the Baskit Underwear Swap with porn stars trading their skivvies, or the Puma web index where that hot Latin model stripped down and started throwing clay on a potter’s wheel?
Now Adidas has come up with a jersey swap where you can select two out of five hot soccer rugby players to take off their jerseys and trade. We chose Jimmy Cowan and Ali Williams (because we like ’em big and goofy-lookin’). And while there’s no underwear or pubic hair in sight (darn), the ballers are ripped and most have tatts and happy trails!
And what’s better is after they swap jerseys, they don’t even bother putting them back on because who gives a crap really. If we wanted to see them clothed, we’d actually watch soccer rugby. But they know what we want and that makes us feel much less cheap. Now, if they only didn’t call this feature “A Game For The Ladies.” Sigh…