Did Barely Legal New Moon Hunk, Taylor Lautner, Steal A Six-Pack?

Barely Legal New Moon Hunk, Taylor Lautner, Stole A Six-Pack!
UPDATE: More details on this strange poster and the stolen model at the bottom!
Teenage girls and gay werewolf lovers of the world rejoiced at 18th birthday of New Moon heartthrob, Taylor Lautner. We drooled over Taylor’s latently homosexual portrayal of Jacob Black, the wolfboy who just isn’t that into the film’s heroine Bella Swan. Yeah, Taylor… forget her! We’d rather you run with our pack instead. Let’s all get naked together… you first.
But wait a second, what’s this? Photoshop Disasters recently uncovered this uncanny side-by-side comparison of Lautner from the New Moon movie poster and a hunky underwear model who happens to have the same torso.
Hmmm… did the New Moon star steal the very six-pack that we’ve been drooling over? Ripping your clothes apart, drooling and howling at the moon are one thing, young man… but theft is a crime! Why would Lautner need to steal another man’s body? After all, his is f-f-f-fucking awesome. Maybe the underwear model is just Lautner’s dopplebanger from the neck down.
First Ben Affleck has a body-double and now Mr. Lautner? Geez… it’s getting all Attack of the Gay Body Snatchers up in here.
UPDATE: So our eagle-eye Brazilian from QCEspañol realized that the stolen six-pack comes from none other than mega model Edilson Nascimento (in fact, you can see the original pics here and here)
Furthermore, one of the newest members of our team discovered that the New Moon poster is, in fact, fan-made and not an official one from the movie. So we guess we’ll excuse this petty theft… but just this once. Do it again, Lautner and it’s gonna be “hard time” for you!
More QC werewolves and vampires getting their suck on:
Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Is Allergic To Vaginas, Has Weird Sex, And Misses “Quaint” 1980’s Porn
Twilight’s Kellan Lutz Appears in CK Undie Ad
New Moon Star Taylor Lautner Prefers Wolves Over Women

26 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

English Lads: Aaron & Jason

Aaron & Jason at English Lads
Aaron was keen to come back and do a new shoot and looking at how quickly he is feeling up Jason it looks like he has missed a nice firm cock in his hand! He grabs Jason through his jeans and discovers Jason already has a handful, not looking very semi but looking pretty hard! Aaron pulls open Jason’s jeans and it’s immediately obvious he is very hard, Aaron pulls it out and dives down to fill his mouth! You can re-discover just how good he is at sucking cock, he doesn’t just suck he has the most amazing tongue action! Just look at how Jason reacts, hardly able to believe this straight lads talent! Kev comes in for a few moments and sucks off Aaron while he blows Jason, who then returns the favor and sucks Aaron’s equally long cock, though Aaron is thicker! They flip into a great 69, Jason almost drowning from being force fed Aaron’s thick one! After a lot of this action the lads wank each other off, Aaron wanking Jason who shoots on his abs and then he returns the favor and Aaron shoots a nice load on top of Jason.

26 Feb 10 By redmonkey 2 Comments

French Non-Smoking Ad Makes Smoking Look Awesome!

French Non-Smoking Ad Makes Smoking Look Awesome!
If your parents ever told you not to smoke, they probably didn’t specify whether they meant cigarettes or cock. Maybe they meant both, maybe they just meant marijuana. Who knows? Either way, a new French non-smoking ad campaign is making our lips hungry for cigarettes and cock. There’s even a parental figure to help out.
The ad features two doe-eyed youngsters who look like they just got done at QC Twinks, about to get face-fucked by a big tobacco CEO with a skinny, white, filtered dick. The ad reads, “Smoking makes you a slave to tobacco.” Now, we’re all for consensual skull-rapings, but we’re afraid these ads might send the wrong message.
First off, non-French speakers might think it’s an anti-blowjob campaign (“Les bleauxjobs est more dangereux than la cigarettes”). Or it might turn gay French teens (is that redundant?) onto smoking. After all, how many times have you reached for a fag and thought, “But what I really want is a blowjob”? Especially a blowjob from a twink… they’re so eager to please.
But the French are sadly behind the trend this time around. The American satirical news syndicate, The Onion, already mocked up a campaign about how smoking makes you gay and it has us reaching for our pockets… though not in search of lighters.

26 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

Is This Ben Affleck’s JO Video? Or His Evil Twin’s?


We’ve been disinterested in Ben Affleck’s films ever since we realized that Good Will Hunting wasn’t a porno… all that bromance gone to waste. But maybe the boyish actor’s making a porno cumback on the small screen. OMG Blog posted the jerk-off video above featuring a stud that looks an awful lot like Affleck.
If this really is Affleck’s porn debut, allow us to offer a small review: Although his shorn body’s pretty hot, Ben’s not gonna win any GayVN or Cybersocket Awards with this low-key performance. Ben’s affect is one of slight boredom and that’s still the case here, all the way to the quiet cum shot. However, his jaunty balls, scrotal stimulation, and thick cum shot make for a satisfying performance overall. Good job, Ben! B-minus.
Is Ben Affleck's JO Video? Or His Evil Twin's?
But the responsible journalists at OMG Blog weren’t content to eat the cum off of their hands and call it a day. No sir, they put Sherlock Homo on the case to figure out if the celebrity dopplebanger is really Ben. Here’s what they found:

Looking at pictures A and B… the guy in the vid… had too round of a jawline to be Ben Affleck. Then I found Picture D, and saw that Ben’s jaw isn’t too square at all, so I couldn’t base the comparison on that.

Then, I tried looking at the eyebrows… but… eyebrows can be changed through plucking and the such, so that wasn’t reliable evidence.

Looking at Picture A, we can see that [the guy in the video’s] nose has a slight ball curve at the tip. Looking at Picture B, Ben Affleck’s nose is completely straight to the tip. The ultimate truth lies in the earlobes. Pictures B and D show Ben Affleck to have earlobes that are more rounded and hang lower than those of [the guy in the video].

I think this shows that we have a really convincing look-alike pretending to be Ben.

Zzzz… zzzz… OH! (ahem) Uh… yes, good work, Sherlock. Whether it’s Affleck or not, we’d love a front-row seat right under his ballsack so we can get an eyeful of his chest-blasting cum-shot—that’s entertainment! If only Affleck or his masturbating twin made more porn featurettes like this, we’d become his biggest stalker client fan.
Of course, this isn’t the first time Affleck’s gone gay. He once admitted to fucking male comedian talk shot host, Jimmie Kimmel, on national late-night television; Affleck even had a choir to back him up. But his anal assault was only revenge sex to get back at he and Kimmel’s respective lovers. Damn you, Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman!

For more naked male celebs, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.

26 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 9 Comments

QCA Art: Exterface’s Sangre Y Oro


We know that some of you like your men hairy, rapey, and smelling of bar-farts; but that’s just butch drag. Some of those so-called “real men” are big ol’ bottoms who lisp and drink appletinis in their free time. No, sometimes we like to appreciate another sort of “real man”—the kind that wears black see-through tops, manscara, and sequin pants.
We’re not kidding. Most guys aren’t man enough to get away with wearing female styles of the 80’s.
French photo duo, Exterface, excels in dramatizing the many flavors and sex and desire—they’re like a visual Baskin-Robbins, but instead of 31 flavors, they have 31 photo series, each with a different, boner-popping taste. Today’s? Blood and gold… or “Sangre Y Oro” as the Spaniards call it.
As we said, we love stripping down beautiful men in daring clothes. The scent of apples and roses… the feel of a nice ass and bulge in sequined action slacks… the taste of lipstick and rouge. It’s enough to make us bust out our castanets and do a flamenco dance, de amor!
Try getting your butch top to do that!
QCEspañol rocks the house.

26 Feb 10 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Sean Cody: Lane and Troy

Sean Cody: Lane and Troy

After being away at school for a while, Lane is back and he’s beefed up!
“I’ve been hitting the gym a little bit more,” he said with a smile.
Sean honestly didn’t think he was going to come back. Since his last visit, Sean had spoken with him on the phone and they had exchanged e-mails a few times.
Finally, school let up and he gave Sean a call.

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26 Feb 10 By Ken Write a comment!

Corbin Fisher: Jonas

Corbin Fisher: Jonas
Corbin supposes you could say Jonas kind of fell in to his lap! Jonas’ girlfriend happens to be Addison, a girl you’re likely familiar with if you’ve been watching any of ACS videos as of late! Addison had mentioned she had a boyfriend that was up for getting naked on camera, and showed Corbin a picture she had of Jonas on her phone. Seeing his handsome face and big smile, Corbin immediately told her they would be happy to film him and get him up on the site!
Shortly after all that happened, Addison was set to come back for a shoot and Corbin asked her to bring Jonas along with her. She was happy to do that, and mentioned he had been looking forward to coming up, as well, after she’d brought it up to him.

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26 Feb 10 By Ken 7 Comments

Randy Blue: Brenden Butler

Randy Blue: Brenden Butler

Brenden Butler is Randy Blue’s newest model. He’s got a handsome face with the sexiest cleft chin and eyes so green you feel like you’re looking into a wild rainforest when you gaze deep into them. He takes off his shirt to reveal a lean body, naturally smooth save for a well manicured treasure trail, aptly named for the massive treasure it leads you to. Lets just say when he’s wearing little more than a pair of designer briefs there is nothing left to the imagination.

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25 Feb 10 By Ken 3 Comments