French Non-Smoking Ad Makes Smoking Look Awesome!

If your parents ever told you not to smoke, they probably didn’t specify whether they meant cigarettes or cock. Maybe they meant both, maybe they just meant marijuana. Who knows? Either way, a new French non-smoking ad campaign is making our lips hungry for cigarettes and cock. There’s even a parental figure to help out.
The ad features two doe-eyed youngsters who look like they just got done at QC Twinks, about to get face-fucked by a big tobacco CEO with a skinny, white, filtered dick. The ad reads, “Smoking makes you a slave to tobacco.” Now, we’re all for consensual skull-rapings, but we’re afraid these ads might send the wrong message.
First off, non-French speakers might think it’s an anti-blowjob campaign (“Les bleauxjobs est more dangereux than la cigarettes”). Or it might turn gay French teens (is that redundant?) onto smoking. After all, how many times have you reached for a fag and thought, “But what I really want is a blowjob”? Especially a blowjob from a twink… they’re so eager to please.
But the French are sadly behind the trend this time around. The American satirical news syndicate, The Onion, already mocked up a campaign about how smoking makes you gay and it has us reaching for our pockets… though not in search of lighters.