QC FYI: Semen Is High In Protein, Flies Up To 18 Feet

Everybody loves semen: making it, eating it, and splattering it into the eyes of our loved ones. Even straight women, hetero men, and the Catholic Church all love semen—it’s the glue of love that sticks us together! So the next time you want to impress someone with your cum, why not also impress them with your knowledge of cum?
Tell whoever just swallowed your load about cum’s nutritional benefits or how your teaspoon of jism is similar to that of a bunny’s. It’ll amaze and amuse them just long enough for them to wash your cum out of their eyes and call you a dick. And you can retort, “You are what you eat. It takes one to blow one, babe.”
Via Sticky.