Winter Medalist Bode Miller Shows Off His Olymprick Mettle

American Bode Miller won bronze yesterday for Men’s Downhill Skiing in the Vancouver Olympic Winter Games. And after securing his place on the podium, he stepped up and proudly showed off his prize-winning medal wiener. That’s what we love about the winter games: all the competitors in the skin-tight outfits are nearly nude. Just adjust the tint on your screen and draw in some pubic hair, and you’re basically watching XXX-treme sports. We’ll keep our eyes open for the bobsledding and speed skating action too… those men move so fast!
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Via Sticky.