Clone-A-Willy Gives You 3 Easy Ways To Go Fuck Yourself!

A flaming theater queen in college once told us, “If I could make a copy of myself so we could fuck, I would—it’d be good too.” Silly faggot, we thought, that’s impossible! Well joke’s on us cuz it’s not. Now you can sit on a dick just like yours and you don’t even have to have a twincestual gay brother!
The CLONE-A-WILLY KIT makes it easy. Just mix the molding powder with water, stick your erect cock into the mold for 60 seconds, pour in the liquid rubber, and voila—instant clone-sex!
Plus, it comes with a small battery-component to make your dildo a full-blown vibrator! And there’s no latex and it’s lube-safe so you can stick it wherever you pick it!
But isn’t cloning your own cock just to stick it up your ass vain?” Well of course it’s vain; that’s what being homosexual is all about. Just kidding, but on the contrary, there’s lots of great reasons to clone your cock:
– Something for the boyfriend to enjoy when you’re away.
– A way to settle arguments and impress your friends when they disbelieve your cock size.
– The perfect last minute gift for cock-hungry exes.
And talking about being hungry, the Clone-A-Willy kit even comes in chocolate (or should we call it “cockolate?”). That’s right! Make a milk chocolate replica of your delicious cock—mmmm… delicious!
There’s even a glow-in-the-dark cloning kit so your cock’s easy to find at night. And for you bisexual brothers, there’s even a Pussy Cloning Kit so you can sink a dick while taking one too!
So what are you waiting for? You know you’ve always wondered what it feels like to have sex with yourself. Be like that old theater queen and don’t dream it, BE IT!