QC Quotations

“If you think the Oscars celebrate total whores, you should have been at Rentboy.com’s International Escort Awards, a/k/a the Hookies, at Club Rebel last Friday. Every single nominee was an absolute prostitute, and there were no Dame Helen Mirren types to bring down the bar! …Of course I was given the honor of presenting Biggest Dick and joked that the smallest one definitely belongs to Sarah Palin. But the largest happens to be attached to the very available Barrett Long, who wouldn’t flash the serpent onstage, though backstage he gamely pulled it out for me, spun it around like a jump rope, and even licked it for effect while apologetically explaining, ‘It’s soft.’ Does he charge himself for blow jobs? ‘I deposit it in a special account,’ Long swore in response.”