QCA TV Quickie: Hugh Jackman Enjoys Getting Teabagged

Take one look at this commercial and tell us that The Boy From Oz isn’t gayer than Christmas. If Hugh Jackman gets this excited sipping from a long, hard shaft of dark-colored sweetness, imagine how worked up Wolverine must get when he has a adamantium-strength man-dong in his steely grip. Stop performing, Jack—let out the claws and show us your real animal. No one will hate you for it. In fact, you may end up getting all the teabags you want, something that not even Lipton can provide.