QCrimes: Confessed Lesbian Murderer Has Emotional Problems, Tiny Penis

Joran Van der Sloot (real name) confessed to the murder of a 21-year-old lesbian woman in Peru and is also the prime suspect in the disappearance of Natalie Holloway, a teen who disappeared during her graduation trip to Aruba. Undoubtedly, some of you will wonder why we’ve bothered posting his nakey pics, but we’ve already posted pictures of physical abusers and anti-gay bigots. What’s one more log on the depraved bonfire?
Plus, Van der Sloot could even be considered kinda sorta cute (after eight cocktails) if he weren’t so darned stabby. And c’mon dude… a one-handed penis cover? There’s a name for guys like that in prison… bottom.