Children’s educational TV show Sesame Street have long featured Bert and Ernie, two muppet guys who live together but sleep in different beds in New York City. They’re like The Odd Couple—Ernie likes making a big mess during bath time with his rubber duckie and Bert acts like an uptight, anal retentive fusspot. Well, the reason Bert might be so uptight is because he’s SECRETLY A GAY FISTING TOP!!!
It’s true. He made the following Tweet during gay pride month: “Ever notice how how similar my hair is to Mr. T’s. The only difference is that mine is a little more ‘mo,’ and a little less ‘hawk.'” We’ve tried figuring that one out, but our expert linguists have concluded it means he has a gay (or ‘mo) haircut. Looking at it, it is kinda gay, but it could definitely use more product… maybe some stiffening high-protein gel.
Now, a gay haircut is no reason to call a children’s entertainer gay (especially if they’re a muppet). But then The LA Times came along and provided more evidence that the most recent episodes of Sesame Street were brought to us by the letters G-A-Y.
In its own subtle, perhaps unintentional way, the show’s latest season feels more LGBT-friendly than ever. Lesbian comedian Wanda Sykes appeared on the show in October, following in the tradition of openly gay guest stars such as Neil Patrick Harris, who played ( cough, cough) “the shoe fairy” a few seasons back. A parody of “True Blood” — the HBO vampire drama that features several gay characters and draws many gay fans — aired in September. Recently, the Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am appeared on the show to sing “What I Am,” a song about accepting who you really are, prompting much online debate about its underlying message. “Did Will.i.am just sing the next gay pride anthem on Sesame Street?” one commenter on AfterElton.com asked.
Add to that the racy photos we found of Bert fist-fucking Ernie is his shapely round ass and Sesame Street begins looking a lot more like Sex Me Street. Plus Peter Spear’s film Bertrand And Ernest depicted Bert and Ernie as a couple outed by Variety magazine in a spoof based on Lillian Hellman’s The Children’s Hour, (the film really gets started at the 2:00 mark).
Even though the film rocked Sundance and the U.S Comedy Arts Festival, Sesame Street still slapped the film’s producers with a cease and desist order for copyright infringement adding, “[Bert and Ernie] do not portray a gay couple, and there are no plans for them to do so in the future. They are puppets, not humans.” Wait… THEY’RE NOT HUMAN???
Furthermore, the VP of Corporate Communications denied that the show’s trying to get more gays to watch: “We’ve always reached out to a variety of actors and athletes and celebrities to appear on the show, and our programming has always appealed to adults as much as children. Honestly, the idea that anyone would interpret [this season] that way never crossed our minds.” EIther way, even if Bert’s not 100% ‘mo, he’s at least got a rainbow streak as wide as Ernie’s butthole. The Sesame Street bigwigs might try to keep Bert in the muppet closet, but we who know can see his pink flag waving high above Big Bird’s condo.
Gerin is a voracious bottom, but he seldom stays hard while being fucked, which is odd cuz the straight guys usually don’t have too many issues standing at attention while being fucked. Gerin is certainly enjoying it, but what’s missing for him is….The Daddy Effect.
Gerin is gay, but he likes his guys mature. Oh he likes a really big cock as much as next power bottom, but add some gray hair in there and a dominating voice and he gets way turned on. He actually thinks Bryan hot, proving there is just no accounting for taste (Bryan’s own words)!
Bryan has tried doing some POV work with his There series. He tried doing it once with Felix, and then one other attempt where he wasn’t part of it. And despite his numerous appearances, Bryan tries to lay low in most of the videos.
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Oscar has proven to be more than adventurous. Based on what he’s shared with me about his approach to life, and that tattoo… maybe he sees fucking a guy as a challenge. Maybe someone said to him, “No, you can’t have sex with a guy” and that just made him want to say, “Yes. I can.” Of course, getting to see that big cock of his pulling in and out of a nice hairy hole is the ultimate in fun!
“So what turns you on the most you sex-wise?” I asked Oscar.
“Umm,” he paused, “I like scratching, biting, just a little bit of pain.”
“Do you like to inflict the pain or have the pain inflicted on you?”
“Both!”
Campbell sat there with a huge grin, indicating that he might have been dealt more than he could handle in Oscar. But he was ready. His hairy pink hole opened up as Oscar tongue fucked him. At one point in between the deep thrusts Oscar was giving him, I noticed that his back had a few scratches on it. I’m just glad Oscar warned him to be ready for it!
QC Español always keeps us up to date with French photo duo Exterface’s amazing work. This time they’ve released a delicious series called Who Is Gonna Make You Cry starring a butch, bearded, buzz-cut baddy with a dangerously delicious dick dangling between his thighs. Wow. If anything’s gonna make us cry, it’s gonna be the sweet feeling of his big cock sliding into our asses—tears of joy, our friends, tears of joy.
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In this explosive scene from Sex Addict Adam Killian cruises New York City import John Magnum in Penn Station, the sparks fly faster than he can rip out his iPod earbuds. The two retreat to a private living room to strip the shirts off each other’s sculpted, muscular backs. Adam dives into John’s armpit and devours the blond, blue-eyed newbie’s beaming face with equal appetite. John swallows Adam’s rock hard cock, and spanks his tribal-tattooed ass with excitement. Adam returns the favor and plays with John’s bouncy bubble butt, enhancing his boner. He rims the daylights out of him before mounting him like a predator. John sits on top of Adam’s upward-bound tower of flesh, and Adam flips him onto his back to get him nice and deep. John sits on Adam’s lap and Adam bucks his cock into John’s tight hole until John is screaming in ecstasy! In an unexpected twist, John puts Adam onto his back and fucks him back proving his versatility. He fucks Adam until he cums, and then shoots a load across Adam’s hairy, sculpted chest.
Deo is a beautiful, shy 18 year old neighborhood boy who has been working around the Island Studs property doing odd jobs. Deo was well aware of the site and had met several of the other models before they asked to photograph him. Deo is full blooded Greek / American! With his shaggy hair and classic Greek features, Deo looks like a naked boy statue you might see in an ancient garden in Athens. Yet, unlike a Greek statue, Deo has a full bush of black dick hair which covers his cock, balls and inner thighs.
After a summer full of hot competition, GuysWithiPhones finally announced its winner in the 1st Annual GWiP Awards and (sooprise, sooprise) it’s a porn performer Luke Bryant aka HotBoyLuke of HotBoyCamz.com! He won a factory unlocked iPhone 4 and three lucky voters won iPod Shuffles—Olajide A. Brown, Nicholas D’Rocha, and Boomna Mohbinza.
We’re happy we could help GWiP throw such an awesome competition and look forward to helping out anyway we can next year! You can see all of the entrants and total voting results here! Crazy, but the second most votes went to Trent Locke, another porn pup who showed up on GWiP for some toilet trampery in leather—very hot!
