Will Vanity Fair‘s Red Meat Calendar of Republican Beefcakes Make You Vote GOP?

If the US economy and gay rights have got you down, maybe it’s time to replace those donkey dicks in office with some good hard Republican pachyderms. Vanity Fair gives you all the conservatives heating up the ballot box this coming Election Day and it’s made us reconsider our vote. Yes, they’re obviously fakes, but if the Democrats were really pro-gay wouldn’t they release a calendar like this? It could swing over some of those disaffected Hillary supporters over too.
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