UPDATE: Behold The Power Of Lady Gaga’s Dick!

11/4/10 UPDATE: We found an uncensored pic of the Lady’s dick!
For a long time the internet has buzzed with rumors of Lady Gaga’s penis, her hermaphroditic dong tucked underneath all the glamorous costumes and songs about monsterhood. But now QC has photographic proof of the Lady’s penis and you won’t want to look away! Is it her masterpiece or just a small single?
Check out the unbelievable pic after the jump!

Here is the blurred shot that Lady Gaga does NOT WANT YOU TO SEE!!! Actually, looking closer this person looks nothing at all like Lady Gaga, not even when drunk. Oh well, it’s still a gender-bending shot and we bet a bunch of you wish it wasn’t blurred out. Does this genderfucking turn you on? Are you touching yourself right now?
Go ahead… do it. Imagine faux Lady Gaga’s cock touching your lips as she sings “P-P-P-Poke her face, P-P-Pork her face.” We bet her semen tastes like diamonds.

11/4/10 UPDATE: We finally found the snake charmer and her snake in all its venomous glory! “RO-MA-RO-MA-MA!!!”