You Know You Wanna See Keith Richards’ Penis

It’s not every day that you get to see the penis of a ROCK LEGEND!!! Now you can join the legions of thousands of women who have likely seen the penis of Keith Richards from The Rolling Stones! True Richards is now a bazillion years old and more wrinkled than a shark leather purse, but back in the day dude used to be hot. Well, not scorching hot, but fuckably hot. And when he put on his ultra-tight bright colored stage costumes… brother was mega-hot!!!
Sadly, the pic we have of his peen only shows the head and not the entire thing in its fully-erect guitar shredding glory, but we can pray the rock gods may bestow a more full picture of Richards’ rock scepter so that we may moon over it and imagine it rocking us like a Honky Tonk Woman.
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