Doritos Really Want Us Gays Face Down In Their Chip Bowl

First came the ad of the two men getting cozy in the sauna. And now Doritos has guys sucking on each other’s fingers, huffing each other’s pants like paint rags, and drooling over pool boys. Which ad exec at Doritos finally realized that queers eat their chips? Will these ads make us eat more food that makes your breath smell like you just at a 3-cheese pizza fiesta nacho special at Applebees? No, probably not. In fact, the real message of the commercials seems to be that Doritos are so good they’ll turn you gay. But either way—we’re for anything that encourages more man love on TV, especially without the immature homophobia and gross-out yuks.