OK, OK, OK… so this isn’t really gay porn, but this great little short about love and sex has kissing, blowjobs, and some very athletic anal! There’s even a penis rollercoaster ride—wow! And usually safe-sex ads just feature sex, a laundry list of diseases, or some porn star telling you that you need to do it. But how many feature the romantic development of a guy from childhood on with all the heartbreak, hope, trauma, and love found in actual life? Seriously, we love this funny, sexy short and its message: “Live long enough to find the one—protect yourself.”
Unless you have a thing for wizards, elves, and hobbits (and we know some of you nerdy freaks do) this excellent remix of exclamations from all three Lord of the Rings films should provide an excellent porn break. Of course, if you’re one of those aforementioned fanboys who get a sword in their pants over dwarves and paladins, then there’s a collection of sexy LOTR links below. See? We love you hot nerds!
Super Mario! Who wants to play with his Donkey Kong? If you can’t stand the heat – stay out of the Penthouse! There is nothing like a natural, and baby he was born this way! Mario is a J.O pro. Watch him caress every inch of himself on his way to an exquisite orgasm.
Mario prefers a well-groomed woman (you can tell everything by the teeth, he explains).Girl, you need to open wide! This man is the cream of the cock – but he can’t stand it when asked: “Are you on the Jersey Shore?” No, his hot stuff is strutting the boardwalks of Paragon Men.
Now we know why Rihanna stayed with Chris Brown for so damn long—because his dick is so damn long! The R&B singer already charmed us with his sexy grooves, but now he’s charmed us with his snake! We mean just look at that thing! If that doesn’t make you a fan, nothing ever will.