You may remember the rapping “drag-terrorist” Christeene and her raunchy video for “Fix My Dick”. She’s a mess of a man who calls her ass a pussy and calls her dick a tube steak. Anyhow, she’s back and encouraging folks to drop it in someone’s “buh-ho.” Don’t back down from the brown, cuz’ Christeene is ready to go to pound town. Heck, she’s even willing to crawl up in a colon herself with her two hairy and beefy studs—an insanely dirty scene that you won’t believe!
Derek is back! He looks as good as ever, if not even better! And the chemistry with his old buddy Travis is stronger than ever, too. The two guys kiss passionately. Derek is all smiles as Travis pulls his jeans off to massage Derek’s cock through his underwear. Derek flips Travis over and kisses his way down to Travis’ cock.
OK, so it’s not an ad for beer so much as an ad for a boot-shaped beer glass, but it’s still gay as blazes! The techno music, metal-studded shades, and shirtless beefcake in lederhosen got us hooked. Just one problem–apart from the guy drinking mayonnaise that is–we’re almost certainly not their target audience. Oh well… bottoms up!
Cole and Hunter sent us this super hot new update:
“Hey guys, this is a very special Double Bubble Butt Feature, our very fist here on the site! I decided to have some fun with the teaser and I hope you like the added funny footage.The first part of this double bubble butt feature is me and Hunter, we were on a road trip with some friends we had ZERO privacy from the 8 guys that we were sharing the RV with so the moment we had the place to ourselves, we got right to sex had a seriously hot steamy fuck session. It had been 5 days without sex for us so when we got to it, it was HOT. Hunter was so excited that he actually shot his load while he was sucking my cock without even touching himself, lol, now that’s a horny boy!”
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University academic life doesn’t sound very sexy, does it? It conjures up images of crusty old professors delivering boring lectures and assigning long fusty papers composed in a soul-crushing library… but think again! In fact, one professor at Northwestern University gave his students a live demonstration of someone getting plowed in with a “HOT LIVE FUCKSAW.”
The optional presentation last Monday, attended by about 120 students, featured a naked non-student woman being repeatedly sexually stimulated to the point of orgasm by the sex toy, referred to as a “fucksaw.” The device is essentially a motorized phallus.
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