QCA Music Quickie: Fix My Dick


Are you having a nice day? Yeah, well kiss it goodbye, because drag performer Christeene is here with her hit-single, “Fix My Dick” featuring DJ Jaunty off her Soldier of Pleasure album (which we’re pretty sure doesn’t exist). If a snaggletoothed transvestite singing about blowjobs amid shots of diarrhea isn’t enough to make you watch, let us win your over with some of the lyrics:

I’ll let you chew on my crab cakes
to hell with the first date
just slide me your beef steak.
I need a man who’s gonna win my nasty game
I need a woman who’s gonna eat my dirty shame


Fucking genius. According to the to the Gay Men’s Social Crisis where we found this strange video nugget, “Christeene is the alter-ego of drag queen Rebecca Havemeyer and actor/performance artist Paul Soileau.” They apparently shot the video in a foul-smelling apartment in Austin, Texas. We agree with the GMSC, the bearded guy’s a keeper.

Feb 11, 2009 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments