QCA Art Quickie: Observe The Mating Habits Of The Californian Male

Isn’t nature a wonderful thing? Here we see a twink-breasted red hair trying to get the attention of a brunette muscle-winged skateboarder. Notice how the twink tries to appear larger in size and to court the skateboarder by following close in his tracks. But skateboarders, especially those of the sunshades variety, are notoriously aloof to male admirers. There is however one surefire way to get their attention—a sapstic freaky dance-off. But will this aggressive display of male affection win the twink the object of his desire? Only Daft Punk and director Emile Hirsch know for sure.