You’re Not A Real Man Unless You Can Stick 50 M&Ms Under Your Foreskin

Not everyone is lucky enough to have the blessed foreskin but those who aren’t circumcised know how handy a foreskin can be. Not only does it protect the head of the penis, it also makes a great place to hide chocolate candies! Xtreme Skater and XM Radio host, Jason Ellis knows it. Last December he went on Howard Stern’s radio just to show how many M&Ms he could slip inside his turtleneck. But when when Sal Governale heard about about Jason’s feat, he whipped out his uncut cock and challenged Jason to an on-air challenge!
Which man will win? You’ll have to go after the jump to find out!

The entire video is hilarious and involves mentions of fighting men in wheelchairs, skateboard death, and having sex with the very manly female wrestler Chyna. But if you want to get to the contest, you’ll have to jump to 34:00. Sal comes in with his shorn penis taped in the weird resemblance of Groucho Marx (no, really). Shortly thereafter, the sexy and confident Jason drops his sweatpants and boxer briefs to reveal a hanging uncut cock—we can only imagine how great it must look when erect.
Sal’s a big shit talker and promises to beat Jason easily, but Jason has promised to keep shoving regular M&M into his cock until he starts bleeding. Those crunchy candy shells can’t be comfortable and even though the candies “melt in your mouth, not in your hand” we’re pretty sure they’ll melt in your cock and leave candy-colored spots on your cock too!
Jason repeatedly taunts Sal’s cock saying it looks like it was “chewed up and cooked in a barbecue.” Each man places at least 20 in their foreskins, but which one can fit the most? It’s a modern day Battle of the Titans and though you might wanna try this at home, we’d suggest slipping something far more comfortable into your foreskin… like a tongue.