Kate Middleton Is A Princess, And So Is Her Hot Younger Brother James

On Friday night Prince William took Kate Middleton from behind as his bride. She’s now a full-fledged princess living the dream of non-stop photo ops. But no sooner had the royal condom hit the floor than pictures of Kate’s younger brother James hit the innerwebs. Once you see his sexy butt and furry chest in a French maid outfit, you’ll understand why he’s become quite the viral sensation!
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Though these pictures hardly paint the royal in-laws in a flattering light, they’re not likely to scandalize the newlyweds. First off, 24-year-old James attended university and what guy didn’t wear a dress during their college years? Second, the pics aren’t of his wee-wee, keeping the semi-royal jewels out of the public eye. Third, the Middletons have been labelled by bitchy critics as “nouveau riche”, so a little unseemly behavior seems par for the course. Fourth, not since James Franco has a man looked so good in a dress. And lastly, just look at that delicious round ass and his scruffy otter chest. Who can resist especially when he’s related to royalty?
We hearby declare these pictures to be much to our royal satisfaction.