On Friday night Prince Williamtook Kate Middleton from behind as his bride. She’s now a full-fledged princess living the dream of non-stop photo ops. But no sooner had the royal condom hit the floor than pictures of Kate’s younger brother James hit the innerwebs. Once you see his sexy butt and furry chest in a French maid outfit, you’ll understand why he’s become quite the viral sensation!
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Sometimes the happy-go-lucky hijinks of the perpetual after-school special GLEE brightens our day and other times it makes us wanna slam our heads in a car door. But the dreamy smile of show’s newest heartthrob Darren Criss always warms our cockles. And now that we’ve found a picture of him shirtless you can consider our chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Boxers? Happy trail? Armpit hair? Yes, yes, and YES!
Same with Robert Pattison. Yes he helped perpetuate that fangsty Twilight series, but it also introduced us to ultra-hunk wolfboy Taylor Lautner and the twink-porn spin-off Twinklight—so we can’t completely begrudge Mr. Pattison, especially since he’s just a teensy bit gay! And now that we see how willing he is to strip down and go swimming, we like him all the more.
And last but not least there’s occasional drag queen and gay orgy attendee James Franco. He played Harvey’s gay lover in Milk and now he’s on film kissing another guy—himself. We kinda wanted to hear how he hits on a guy and for him to go into a full on make out, but classical music and a peck on the cheek works too… we guess.
