The Cum-Sucking Vampires of Twinklight Finally See The Light Of Day

Remember Twinklight, the Twilight twink porn parody that we mentioned a bazillion years ago? Well it’s finally getting released and it’s got all sorts of twinks you’ve never heard of like Krys Perez, Skyelr Bleu, Jayden Ellis, Levon Meeks, Ethan Storm, and more. From the look of it the film promises to have lots of fake smoke, plastic fangs, and emo boys fucking in candlelight—oh yeah and gallons upon gallons of dark red corn syrup.

Of course, Twilight didn’t need a gay porn parody to make it any gayer than it already is. The star of the original film is already “allergic to vaginas”, his co-star is a CK underwear model, and the heartthrob in the sequel prefers wolfboys to women. Having boys make out and fuck on screen merely brings the film’s homoerotic encoding to the surface, which is fine by us. We’ll squeal like teenage girls just to see hot vampire manboys sucking and staking each other on screen.
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