QCrimes: So How Are Harlow Cuadra And Joseph Kerekes Doing In Jail?

It’s been a while since we’ve heard about unfortunately fuckable Harlow Cuadra And Joseph Kerekes, the porn couple convicted for murdering Cobra video owner Bryan Kocis. We covered the entire arrest and trial, but now we’ve snagged shots of the two taken in prison this past March. We’ve put them in a timeline of shots from their arrest and trial to now, and let us just say… prison has aged them both. A lot.

It’s eerie comparing the almost defiant looks in the jail mugshots to their dead, hopeless stares in the prison shots. Cuardra has kept his emo haircut and Kerekes still has his square jaw but let’s be honest—they look horrible. They’ve lost any semblance of the attractiveness they once had and now just look like sad, middle-aged men. They’re both serving life sentences which means they should get parole around, oh, 2050 (if that). S-A-D, sad.