You Are Not Ready For ULTIMATE HOOKER YOGA!!!

You can always tell a good yoga instructor by the size of his pole. Self-proclaimed Tantric Kundalini yoga instructor Phillip Ryan Deal* has a huge pole, that is, a huge stripper pole that he keeps in his studio. You see, he’s also a male stripper and “sexologist” who incorporates sexual movements into his naked yoga positions. Why? So you can use those same Kama Sutra positions in the bedroom and achieve mind and wad-blowing, soul-erupting sex!!!(just like him)!!! Can you master the acrobatic array of Sean Cody sex positions??
His yoga moves also incorporate common stripper tropes like “The Booty Clap”, “The Dick Slam” and “The Floor Grind” to uncoil the great creative energy hiding in your ass. Practice hard enough and Phillip might even teach you about “spreading your asshole” so you can achieve the awesomest anal arousal ever—like this. Dreams really DO cum buckets!
This is not your gay uncle’s softcore naked yoga! Check out Phillip’s tantric hooker moves, after the jump!
*aka XTube star adamlikesapples

We’re not so sure if Phillip is a certified yoga instructor or where he got his degree in “sexology,” but we can’t imagine the Dalai Lama and other yogis shaking their asses or humping the floor, their briefs around their hips, their floppy dicks helicoptering around. Did the ancient yogis also use the ancient “Fleshjack”? It’s especially hilarious when Philip says, “This is what the ancient sages mean by tantra,” while scrunching his face, opening his mouth, gyrating his hips, and waving “c’mon” with his upturned hands. We’re not sure the ancient yogis ever “shook it like it was hot.”
But his horrible taste in shorts and questionable credentials, he does have some killer moves! Ever had a bottom execute a perfect upside-down split in bed? Nope. Ever had a guy fuck you like a upholstered piece of sex furniture? Nope. We bet this guy even has a move where both of you fuck each other at the same time!! Yep. His flexibility and a big man-pole makes us wanna fuck, err… we mean “practice yoga” with him very very soon!