Xmas Comes Early, Jake Gyllenhaal Nude at QC!

[Editor’s Note: Grinch visited and stole some of your totally legitimate comments! We’ve finally caught him and got everything back. Watch as the stream of earlier comments returns to Planet Unicorn. Peace.]
QC readers have been so nice and well-behaved all year that we’d like to bring you an early Xmas present. Drool-worthy Jake Gyllenhaal wearing his birthday suit! The surprise is so shiny that you’ll need shades too.
Revealing after the jump!