Oscar Night 2013: Sponsored By Bradley Cooper’s Beard and J. Lawrence’s AA Sponsor

(Because no Oscar post is complete without a nod to Bjork’s swan dress)
Whelpppp guys, it’s happened. We finally live in a world where Anne Hathaway wins awards for singing. Dark days, indeed. You caught the Oscars, right? Jennifer Lawrence fell on her face while remaining charming and adorable as ever. Seth MacFarlane made some questionable jokes. Most importantly, though, the Hollywood Gamorati was out in full force, which means we’ve got some stud-gazing to do.

Before asking you who wore it best, we’ll give you a few minutes to get over your fury that these guys are wearing clothes at all. Men’s fashion is always tricky to talk about. (Tuxes practically wear themselves, especially if you’re beautiful enough to be a movie star, amirite?) Our favorite event of the evening is a tie between Bradley Cooper’s beard — we’d do just about anything to floss with it — and Jenifer Lawrence’s drunk media session. Whaddaya think?

Plus, since we all live in a post-Anne Hathaway society and as such, the apocalypse is clearly nigh, can we all just finally admit that Seth MacFarlane is sexy? Please?