My Straight Buddy: Mach and Ford

“My buddies Mach and Ford were hanging out at my place chillin with a few beers before we headed out to the bar as we are wont to do. Ford had just turned 21 and was eager to go out and meet some ladies, and both the guys got themselves convinced, no matter what I could say to them, that they needed to shave their junk. Yeah I know. But at least I convinced them if they were going to do it, they should let me tape it.”