ESPN’s ‘Body Issue’ May Give You A Body Issue

ESPN Magazine‘s Body Issue is basically like their version of Sports Illustrated‘s Swimsuit Issue — it gives readers some amazing bodies to whack off to, except that ESPN’s models have infinitely less clothing. We managed to find some tasty pics from the upcoming issue… would you like to touch yourself while looking at them? Of course you would…
Feast your eyes on the muscular studs after the jump!

The great thing about professional athletes is that their bodies are almost always “summer ready” — even if they’re wearing their uniforms, swimsuits or nothing at all. Just look at their amazingly lean arms, legs and torsos — and those butts… damn! Who knew that tennis players and swimmers both have Speedo tan-lines?
We’re loving swimmer Michael Phelps, boxer Bernard Hopkins, Tomas Berdych and BMX biker Nigel Sylvester right now. Just thinking about other ripped studs like them showering and playing grab-ass in the locker room makes us want to go out and join a pro sports team right now — put us in coach, we’re ready to play! Hopefully there will be more even more hot jocks in ESPN’s Body Issue when it hits news stands this weekend.
And can we say, it’s funny that a magazine showing off perfect bodies calls itself a “body issue” while simultaneously giving us a few body issues ourselves.